I am officially scared.

NME · Post by **NME** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 4:14 am

Birthday Cake
By Cibo Matto

Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!

Yes, I'm cooking for my son and his wife.
It's his thirtieth birthday.
Pour berries into my bowl
And milk from two months ago
It's moldy, mom, isn't it?
I don't give a flying fuck though!

Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!

Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!

It's food nouveau
It's food nouveau
The shape of love.

Beat it! Beat it up!
Beat it! Beat it up!

EXTRA SUGAR, EXTRA SALT!
EXTRA OIL AND MSG!
EXTRA SUGAR, EXTRA SALT!
EXTRA OIL AND MSG!

Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!

Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!

You were born in the sixties
We made a war with the Vietnamese
We loved LSD, we die easily!
Can we just say, c'est la vie?

So what, say what, for your own sake!
Do you have a headache, or a heartbreak?
Are you made or broken by the birthday cake?
You may be slow on the uptake.

I pour pot in the birthday cake.
So what, say what, for my own sake.
Watch out, yo! Here I come, yo!
I'm gonna change into a rattlesnake!

Turn up the TV, do you agree, ya?
I'm talking turkey, take it from me!
I'm gonna show my love for my dove
But it's moldy mom, isn't it?

EXTRA SUGAR, EXTRA SALT
EXTRA OIL AND MSG!
EXTRA SUGAR, EXTRA SALT
EXTRA OIL AND MSG!

Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!

Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is very sweet!

Damn crazy jap bands. >.<

XenoDrake · Post by **XenoDrake** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 5:28 am

this is the lyrics to a song that Ayeka did on one of the Tenchi OSTs....twisted....

Call me Princess:

No, it's not good
How is it that such a person like you
is disturbed in the heart
by the temptations of a ghost

You're burdened by an important mission
[so] I hide my my tears and
train you once again.

Prepare yourself!
Here's the whip of love!
I'll correct that slackened heart of yours
with force.

No, please don't.
Love is a pure and honest thing.
In both of us loving each other
Blood connection is the most important.

In order to protect Jurai's future,
If you approach that wicked demon,
I will judge you.

Be patient,
Look it's not yet sufficient.
Until the hesitation disappears,
I will bind you by these chains.

Tenchi: Hey it's the SM queen.
Sasami: Wow, it's the SM queen, cool!
Tenchi: Sasami-chan, do something!
Ayeka: Wait! You won't be forgiven. This is the Jurai royal family
secret bridegroom education! If you wish to be my bridegroom, take this whip!
Tenchi: I don't want to be, help!
Ayeka: How impudent! Well then, you'll learn your lesson. Sasami!
Sasami: Yes, queen?
Ayeka: Help me, don't let him escape.
Tenchi: What are you saying? Please stop... EEE!
Ayeka: Well, I'll give you lots of punishment. What fun! Sit there!
OHOHOHOHOHO!!!

C'mon, C'mon, no
Endure this pain.
Scream at each whip!
Kneel and beg forgiveness.

No, not yet, not yet.
Call me princess.
Cry clinging to me.
I'll be as cruel to you as I wish.

Look, look, no
Come now, endure the pain.
Cry clinging to me.
Kneel and beg forgiveness.

Call me Princess
Call me Princess!!!
This...
This Pain, ENDURE IT!!!
Endure it, endure it, and cry with JOY!!!!

~XenoDrake

Big Big Truck · Post by **Big Big Truck** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 8:42 am

And here I thought this thread was going to be about the Camper Van Beethoven cover of "Tusk".

BigshotSpike · Post by **BigshotSpike** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 6:41 pm

lol, those are pretty twisted. But if you want something to really scare you, read these lyrics. One of the scariest things is I love thins song

"Zomboid" by Dir En Grey (Japanese Rock band. I.E. Visual Rock)

Licked by the Nurse Cosplayer,
I can't hold it in, it's time to ejaculate
spattering slimy onto your face.

It only lasted five minutes but,
it was a pleasure, a trip, a trap, an S trip.
running gooey into your mouth.

The S&M Porno's of the 80's were my adolesence.
Midori, Eri, Ai, Jyun.
The blurred out bits got in the way, frustrated and pissed me off.

Now even I'm all grown up.
These days I've stopped just watching the videos,
now I go to specialty pervert shops.
I'm hot and horny for little Alpine Heidi.

At the small park in front of Shinjuku Gyoen
on the fourth floor of the Gotanda Building.
my eyes were opened anew, unable to look away.

It's too late to think that I can be Bisexual now, so I rid myself of the thought.
Addicted to the male sexual organ. Licking up the goo.

Sweet my Honey

High Trance Play.

Believe it or not, this types of lyrics are pretty common in this band's songs.

thewhacker · Post by **thewhacker** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 6:48 pm

*sigh* what has become of music today and their dumb as lyrics
here i a freaky as song that cares me all the time

"hotel california" - the eagles

On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a candle
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here
You can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain
Please bring me my wine
He said
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring your alibies

Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
And she said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Relax said the nightman
We are programed to recieve
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave

thewhacker · Post by **thewhacker** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 6:59 pm

note to all if you are a little pansy that cant take the truth do not liten to what i am about to say

The song is not based on a hotel california. It i actually based on a satanic church on california street. The church ws founded by the man who wrote the satanic bible nd it i said that many musicians have attended their masses. Here this part of the song back wards
here were voices down the corridor, thought I heard them say, welcome to the hotel California.'

what you will hear will shock you.

in the end i will like to point out that i do not practice satanism (hell i dont even go to church) i am an atheist and i do not beleive in satan or god.

LOVE & PEACE

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 7:07 pm

Love it or hate it, Enimem just scratches the surface when it comes to bad lyrics. Those lyrics up there are purely the work of over-drugged under-sexed mentally distable chimps.

More lyrics like these should be used to DBZ amv's, that way, we'll have more reason to slam them as a genre.

Barney Song - Drugged purple plastic dinosaur with a chimp inside.

I love you, you love me,
we are a happy family...

That is still the most disturbing song I've heard.

Princess Garnet · Post by **Princess Garnet** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 7:58 pm

VERY scary sounding song...

Let me Go! Seven days yuuutsu ni karamatte
Let me Go! Seven days te mo ashi mo denai
Let me Go! Seven days shikkuri karamawari
Let me Go! Seven days akumu no seven days

shinpai nai nayamu koto nai DANDEII ga sakadachi shiteru
konya koso KIMERU shika nai ze MEMORII shoumetsu yume no ato

hajimaru seven days nozokeba mou saikou!

Let me Go! Seven days jikkuri nekasenai de
Let me Go! Seven days otsukare taiyou
Let me Go! Seven days sorosoro arijigoku
Let me Go! Seven days yuuutsu na seven days

kankei nai kawari baenai hito konmi ni kakurete mitai
saitei de kanari saiaku days OMAE mujyou no BERU ga naru

TEREBI wa OURU NAITO SHOU iroke de so rya saikou!!

Let me Go! Seven days mada mada owaranai
Let me Go! Seven days akuma no hi mekuri
Let me Go! Seven days kami-sama kakumatte
Let me Go! Seven days akuma de seven days
Let me Go! Seven days

hajimaru seven days nozokeba mou saikou!

Let me Go! Seven days yuuutsu ni karamatte
Let me Go! Seven days te mo ashi mo denai
Let me Go! Seven days shikkuri karamawari
Let me Go! Seven days akumu no seven days

Let me Go! Seven days jikkuri nekasenai de
Let me Go! Seven days otsukare taiyou
Let me Go! Seven days sorosoro arijigoku
Let me Go! Seven days yuuutsu na seven days

Let me Go! Seven days (repeat 8x)

To bad I couldn't find the English lyrics to it, well I remeber reading the translation being "The Nightmare of Seven Days."

thewhacker · Post by **thewhacker** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 8:00 pm

i dont listen to hip-hop

stairway to heaven is also very freaky

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 8:03 pm

Love them or hate them, Rammstein has some pretty messed up lyrics:

Heirate Mich (Marry Me), for instance:

You see him creeping around the church
he has been alone for a year
The sadness took away all of his senses
he sleeps every night by her grave

There, by the bells sleeps a stone
and I alone can read it
and on the fence, the red rooster
who was your heart at that time

The fear has been skewered on this fence
I now go digging every night
to see what still remains
of the face that smiled for me

There by the bells I spend the night
there between snails, a lonely animal
during the day I run after the night
you escape me for the second time

Marry me

with my hands I dig deep
to find what I missed so much
and under the moon in its most beautiful dress
I have kissed your cold mouth

I take you tenderly by the arm
but your skin rips like paper
and parts fall off of you
you escape me for the second time

Marry me

So I take what still remains
the night is hot and we are naked
according to the curse the rooster greets the morning
so I hacked off his head

Or Tier (Animal or Beast, depending on the translation):

What does a man do
what does a man do
who can't tell the difference
between human and animal
what

He will go to his daughter
she is beautiful and young
and then, like a dog, will
mate with his own flesh and blood

What do you do
What do you feel
What are you
but only a
Animal

What does a woman do
what does a woman do
who can't tell the difference
between animal and man

She dips the feather in his blood
and write herself a letter
lifeless lines to childhood
when her father slept by her

What do you do
What do you feel
What are you
but only a Animal