Disney is bad for kids

[Lyrs]

I think Disney is brainwashing kids and making them horny so they'll have more sex, which will spawn more kids to watch and buy their products. Seriously, consider the song below (in thought):

Aladdin Soundtrack
Song: A Whole New World Lyrics
Performed by Brad Kane, Lea Salonga

(Aladdin:) I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
you last let your heart decide

(Aladdin:)I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways, and under
On a magic carpet ride

(Aladdin:)A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

(Jasmine:)A whole new world
A dazzling place i never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now i'm in a whole new world
With you

(Jasmine:)Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky

(Jasmine:) A whole new world
(Aladdin:) Don't you dare close your eyes
(Jasmine:) A hundred thousand things to see
(Aladdin:) Hold your breath- it gets better
(Jasmine:)I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far I can't go back to
where i used to be

(Aladdin:) A whole new world
(Jasmine:) Every turn a surprize
(Aladdin:) With new horrizons to pursue
(Jasmine:) Every moment red letter

(both:) I'll chase them anywhere, there's time to spare, let me share this whole new world with you


(Aladdin:) A whole new world
(Jasmine:) A whole new world
(Aladdin:)That's where we'll be
(Jasmine:) That's where we'll be
(Aladdin:) A thrilling chase
(Jasmine:) A wonderous place
(Both:) For you and me


Ver 2

(Aladdin:) A whole new world
(Jasmine:) Every turn a surprize
(Aladdin:) With new horrizons to pursue
(Jasmine:) Every moment gets better


As you can hopefully see, the song clearly has sexual connotations.

[Otohiko]

STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Moonlight Soldier]

Geez Lyrs, can't say you aren't creative

[Otohiko]

I like the idea of over, sideways, and under.

Actually, it would be funnier to me if I didn't listen to music with explicit yet casual references to sexual perversion often

[Lyrs]

i'm thinking of making an amv out of it, but i don't feel like buying hentai material, or dl'ing hentai, i think i'd just shelf it away. i think this might actually make a good amv (no need to show anythign below the neck). anime expressions can be very translative.

[Otohiko]

well, anything that could imply it somewhat would work, too. Just ecchi, even...

[Lyrs]

yeah, ecchi, lol. the horror.

[azulmagia]

My this song is nasty:

On a magic carpet ride The kind of carpet that usually matches the drapes!

Indescribable feeling

Hold your breath- it gets better Oh yeah it does baby!

I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far I can't go back to
where i used to be May I be bold enough to suggest that the second bolded word was intended to have a three-lettered orthography?

A wonderous place Yes, that it is.

That now i'm in a whole new world Heavens to Murgatroyd

Clearly a ribald and lubricious song.

[Flint the Dwarf]

omfg Lyrs

[Brsrk]

omfg Lyrs

This is aimed at lyrs:

"You know you're very bored/have nothing else to do when you point out the sexuality of Disney movies"

Lyrs, you cease to amaze me, and apparently, Flint too.