Kinsey Institute Study on Hentai

Mroni · Post by **Mroni** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 5:28 am

Nestorath69 wrote:Why people get off on animated nipples is beyond me.

The animated girls I Get off to are too young to have nipples!

Mr Oni

Mroni · Post by **Mroni** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 5:29 am

J-0080 wrote:
outlawed wrote:birth control is used 0% of the time
Now, for all they know 95% of that 95% group of minor girls could very well be on the pill.

Sure and besides when was the last time a cartoon got a disease or pregnant??

Mr Oni

Alucard_FoN · Post by **Alucard_FoN** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 10:35 am

I am assuming this was an April Fools gag, but for the sake of argument I'm going to pretend that it's not, and make this comment:

outlawed wrote:Three organizations: Planned Parenthood, the Health Department, and the National Institute of Child and Human Development have already asked retailers to discontinue carrying Hentai products until further studies can be conducted regarding how so many minors have had access as well as even becoming aware of a niche market material such as Hentai.

This is bullshit. It is not the retailer's job to monitor people's children. It is the job of the parental units to know what their child is watching and, if they don't like it, to forbid them from watching it. If, in fact, this is real, then it is just another sign of how lazy parents are these days. They don't want to watch their own kids, no, instead they'll shrug off all of the responsibility onto someone else. Jackasses.

LindenRathan · Post by **LindenRathan** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 2:26 pm

come on give me a break my mom would rather me not watch it but theres not much she can do cause come on its only a cartoon(but out of respect i keep the hentai to a minimum) and the 3 organisations dont give two sh*ts about what kids watch and i seriously dought they care what we do either as long as we dont ruin anything or hurt anyone(but weres the fun in that

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outlawed · Post by **outlawed** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 10:35 am

Well another April Fools has come on gone. Hope you all get a little smile out of the Naruto Licensed and Kinsey Institute Hentai Study posts. At this time I sure hope that 90% of you realize they were April Fools day pranks. Don't know how so many fell for it... I mean Naruto is going to be at least 2000 episodes not 1000 ^_^. I hope to address some of the questions I was e-mailed directly or asked on forums below.

Thanks to all those who played along. As for those who don't fall for it, you don't need to reply with "didn't fool me" right away (at least wait till the end of the day). You just may be preventing another quality individual from being suckered (we can test them on their own merits). As for the haters... try to realize I have always designed these to give themselves away. Yes I am being funny with the content in the prank posts. However, there is another component of the entertainment which is those who are deficient in reason or just plain gullible. The enjoyment comes from their reactions to the unbelievable prank-post and their subsequent ranting and raving. Many of those who fall for it may be online anime netizens who seem to have nothing better to do than type BS everyday about what the latest anime rumors are. Teaching them a little lesson about believing whatever they read can be a valuable thing. What better way to prevent people from forwarding on all those virus hoaxes and chain letters than to teach them the ability to question. Question what you read on the net. Question what you read in the paper. If it doesn't help them...well...we could just laugh at them next year I guess.

Breakdown of the Naruto Licensed post:
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Topical - Naruto is a hot anime with the target readership.
Company fans like will lose license.
Company fans hate will butcher title.
Illegal downloaders will lose source of free subs.

The above are enough to get people upset without even reading the full article or thinking rationally if they are so inclined to give more importance to anime licensing than it's worth.

Naruto Post Believability.
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The attempt is to make the post believable to an extent but throw in huge red flags that indicate it is a fake. This drives the wedge from those who can be fooled by legitimate faking and those who are suckered because of their over-zealousness. The main point that drives believability is that people believe what they want to believe. People want Naruto to be licensed. People want a good company to get it but people also believe that is highly likely someone unfavorable will get it and they will alter it in some way. Those worried about this are usually the type that makes a big fuss when some USA company releases an anime and there is some minor extra missing or some stupid minor translation type issue that is insignificant yet they make a huge fuss about it. The reality is if they knew that much about it and it's so specific then it doesn't apply to a general audience because it in no way damages the spirit of the anime or ruins the general audience's enjoyment of the anime. So for that type of person it basically breaks down to "I want the exact same thing the Japanese fans got but I'm not Japanese nor do I speak it." I say if you have to have 100% what the Japanese fans got then you can go to Japan. I am aware of these types of individuals (so many of them on animeondvd.com forums) so with fake licensing articles I basically prey on their worst fears.

koronoru · Post by **koronoru** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:15 pm

There are plenty of reasons why you should have noticed that this was an April Fool's joke, but just FWIW: Planned Parenthood would <em>never ever</em> run a campaign to keep porn away from minors. They are in favour of teen sex as long as it's safe sex. Whoever wrote that may have confused them with Focus on the Family - which is a totally opposite kind of organization.

SarahtheBoring · Post by **SarahtheBoring** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:50 pm

Mroni wrote: The animated girls I Get off to are too young to have nipples!

Mr Oni

FUNNIEST. LINE. EVER.

The reason that you don't realize it's funny is exactly what makes it funny. It means you've never actually seen a real woman in your entire life.

Oh, god, there may be hope for the universe yet. w00t!

mj31588 · Post by **mj31588** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 3:00 pm

Hentai disgusts me, I hate it.

Mroni · Post by **Mroni** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 4:33 pm

Um your into Yaoi but you hate hentai wtf?

Mr Oni

Mroni · Post by **Mroni** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 4:37 pm

SarahtheBoring wrote:
Mroni wrote: The animated girls I Get off to are too young to have nipples!

Mr Oni
FUNNIEST. LINE. EVER.

The reason that you don't realize it's funny is exactly what makes it funny. It means you've never actually seen a real woman in your entire life.

Oh, god, there may be hope for the universe yet. w00t!

When Sarah did I ever claim to have? Want to teach me about real women?

Mr Oni

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