Hentai Comedy Video Idea

AbsoluteDestiny · Post by **AbsoluteDestiny** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:09 am

Song: "Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me" from The Rocky Horror (Picture) Show

Anime: Urotsukidoji

Premise: This would be a Character profile of Akemi. If nobody wants it then I might do it for a con with a hentai category.

Original Lyrics:

Janet Weiss:
I was feeling done in
Couldn't win
I'd only ever kissed before

Columbia: You mean she?

Magenta: Uh huh

Janet Weiss: I thought there's no use getting
Into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble
And seat wetting

Now all I want to know
Is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more

Magenta and Columbia: More, more, more!

Janet Weiss:
I'll put up no resistance
I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch
I need assistance.

Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night

Then if anything grows
Why oppose?
I'll oil you up
And rub you down

Magenta and Columbia: Down, down, down!

Janet Weiss:
And that's just one small fraction
Of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand
And I need action.

Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night

Columbia: Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me

Magenta: I wanna be dirty

Columbia: Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

Magenta: Creature of the night

Janet Weiss:
Oh, touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night

Rocky Horror: Creature of the night

Brad Majors: Creature of the night?

Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Creature of the night

Magenta: Creature of the night

Riff Raff: Creature of the night

Columbia: Creature of the night

Rocky Horror: Creature of the night

Janet Weiss: Creature of the night!

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:44 am

Wow, this sounds disturbingly similar to the H-Iron Chef idea I threatened MJ with. (I would say challenged, but with H-IC Threat is far more appropriate.)

RanChan13 · Post by **RanChan13** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:46 am

I was thinking something very similar to F3.......
Either that or pure comedy and use Ranma

godix · Post by **godix** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:03 am

I like the idea but I swear to god I will kill someone if this gets changed to yuri...

AbsoluteDestiny · Post by **AbsoluteDestiny** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:05 am

RanChan13 wrote:I was thinking something very similar to F3.......

Nah, for F3 you want to use "Don't Know Why (I Didn't Come)" by Norah Jones

temaranight · Post by **temaranight** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 1:15 pm

I still think someone needs to use "Lick It Up" "Let's Put The X in Sex" or "You Make Me Rock Hard" by KISS to something like this. (I'd do it..but sadly I have no footage to use

)

Savia · Post by **Savia** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 2:46 pm

AbsoluteDestiny wrote:
RanChan13 wrote:I was thinking something very similar to F3.......
Nah, for F3 you want to use "Don't Know Why (I Didn't Come)" by Norah Jones

AAAAAAAGH

Why must you torment me so?

Worst Idea Ever

Well, almost. I think 'Just Can't Wait' is still worse.

DTJB · Post by **DTJB** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 12:25 pm

ladydx wrote:I still think someone needs to use "Lick It Up" "Let's Put The X in Sex" or "You Make Me Rock Hard" by KISS to something like this. (I'd do it..but sadly I have no footage to use )

I still have this stupid theory that "Let's Put The X in Sex" and "You Make Me Rock Hard" are the exact same song, they sound too similar. I think "Lets Put the X in Sex" has been used for La Blue Girl. Some other ideas would include using "Keep me Coming" and "Give Me More".

mexicanjunior · Post by **mexicanjunior** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 11:57 pm

ladydx wrote:I still think someone needs to use "Lick It Up" "Let's Put The X in Sex" or "You Make Me Rock Hard" by KISS to something like this. (I'd do it..but sadly I have no footage to use )

Metalwolf did "X in Sex" with La Blue Girl. He really needs to remake that one.

MetalWolf · Post by **MetalWolf** » Thu Feb 05, 2004 7:12 am

I didn't think anyone remembered that AMV (looks at his copy of LA Blue Girl collecting dust from all the years), maybe someday I will remake that one.