Promises Promises idea

[Theory Girl]

I was recently re-listening to the sountrack of the show "Promises, Promises," and it hit me that the song "Where Can You Take a Girl?" would make a great AMV profiling all the dirty old men of anime. So if anyone wants to use this idea, feel free.

Lyrics:
Where can you (if you're a man)
Take a girl (if she's a girl)
That you can't,
Can't ever take home for a little drink
Like other guys who live alone can do
That is the reason why
Most married men are true,
Aside from hotels

Where can you (if you're alone)
Take a girl (who's on her own)
That you can't,
Can't ever take home on your one night out
One night to be a man and not a mouse
Most married men play cards
Most single men play house
We'd like to play house, too
All we need is one place
A small apartment, a truck or trailer
Old or new
Oh, there must some place
A baby carriage, a kiddy car will do
We are-n't proud
Where can you take a girl that you just can't take home?

(short instrumental)

Where can you (a man that's true)
Take a girl (who gets to you)
That you can't,
Can't ever take home for a little whirl
Dance her around so fast she starts to shout
Most married men just waltz
Most single men make out
We'd like to make out, too
All we need is one place
For sixty minutes, or forty minutes
More or less
Oh, there must be some place
In twenty minutes, we'll find happiness
We can be fast!
In fact, we always are
Aside from rooftops

Where can you (if you are free)
Take a girl (you'd like to see)
That you can't,
Can't ever take home
Nothing left to do
But to go home to
Our wives.