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Say hello to... racial stereotyping!

Post by danielwang » Mon Nov 17, 2003 9:33 pm

Ever wanted to know why the Europeans can fix mecha (BMW, etc) like magic, the Asians sem advantaged in strategy and martial arts, but the Americans can't program their VCR?

( Or, rather, would you want to hear some sarcastic racial stereotypes? Then let's begin! )

Introduction

Scientists have never really understood how the brain works. COmposed of billions and trillions of neurons awash in a sea of signaling fluids and strung up in a electrical system better than an AMD, the brain is a truly amazing thing. It can seperate the tracks in a symphony, estimate amounts and match objects effortlessly, not to mention have self consiousness.
But what psychologists do know, however, is that different races of people think differently, making them advantages in various things:

The Contestants

Americans, developed from a mix of English, Spanish, Mexicans, etc...
Quantitative over Qualitative
Subjective over Objective
Advantages: Highly complex language. Procedural, although multithreaded and deterministically realtime. "The Human Perl Compiler"

Europeans, including Deutsch, French, Italians, and Russians...
Qualitative over Quantitative
Objective over Subjective
Advantages: Uses analogies and class-based relationships to compare and evaluate input in multiple dimensions of factors. Mechanical advantage, can count M&M candies just by looking.

Asians, including Chinese, Japanese and Koreans...
Quantitative over Qualitative
Objective over Subjective
Advantages: Known for their astonishing talents in engineering, strategy games, and martial arts, these builds think in non-deterministic, non-procedural methods, giving them a natural advantage in rational reasoning.

Puzzle Time!

Here's a example of how these people woudl solve a simple problem:
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The American:
Follows the largest numbers, 3 4 2, total 9. Sorry, wrong!

The Central American / African:
Computes total values for the first two rows, (4 7 3 6), then takes the "trend" path (3 -> 4), arriving at the same conclusion as the American.

The Australian:
Averages the numbers in each option set (calculator at hand), then takes the average of those, until he gets to the root. THen he follows the largest averages, without chekcing his answer. Oops!

The European:
Totals all of the numbers in the paths, then selecting the best. Time consuming, at least! (The totals are: 5 8 9 8 5 4 10 8)

The Asian: LOGISTIC REASONING!
Computes tree values, from the last rows, following the largest numbers (no point in choosing the smaller one)... then, he/she realizes...
THe Asian takes the largest number in the option set, for the last column, and writes it down. This reduced it to:
1 4 2 1 2 1 4 2 -> (1/4) 4 (2/1) 2 (2/1) 2 (4/2) 4 -> 4 2 2 4
adding to the parent choice, the subject establishes:
4 2 2 4 -> 4+1 2+4 2+2 4+5 -> 5 6 4 9
Reducing the row again, he establishes:
5 6 4 9 -> (5/6) 6 (4/9) 9 -> 6 9
adding to the parent choice, arriving at:
6 9 -> 6+3 9+1 -> 9 10
repeating to conclude at
9 10 -> (9/10) -> 10

The best choice is 1 -> 5 -> 4
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Post by danielwang » Mon Nov 17, 2003 9:39 pm

ONLY THE ASIANS WILL THINK OF THIS!

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Post by AtomicWeezleman » Mon Nov 17, 2003 9:42 pm

erm..... and the point of this?
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Post by R-A-N-M-A » Mon Nov 17, 2003 9:43 pm

Yeah what the fuck was the point?
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Post by MAS PRODUCTIONS » Mon Nov 17, 2003 10:14 pm

I dont really know what the point is either. Based on other topics he has created in the past, I would say that he is trying to say Americans suxxors and Asians roxxors? I dont know what he tries to prove with any of these topics, it only proves that people are so trivial that they still judge people on race.
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Post by danielwang » Mon Nov 17, 2003 10:28 pm

Quote:
"Say hello to racial stereotyping!... Why can't American's program their VCR?... hilarious, sarcastic racial stereotypes!"

The paper that follows imitates academic reasoning, although the evidenve to warrant the claim (supporth the thesis) is OBVIOUSLY made up and filled with revelant buzzwords.

With enough polishing and some fake academic thesis (genetic and environmental development... etc), plus a bogus bibliography, I could sneak this into PNAS, PLOS, Science, or the New York Times (former home of plagiarizing reportes You Know WHO).

Point is, it's just HILARIOUS when you see how people are biased!


P.S.
I invented the mathematical sieve in the paper. I am Asian. I exhibit qualitative, objective, and logistic reasoning over quantitative, subjective and rational (procedural) thinking.
Technically, I could make the statements above... although, witha sample size of 1, my error rate would be 100% - 1/3.7mill, or 99.9999999%.
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Post by AtomicWeezleman » Mon Nov 17, 2003 10:31 pm

everyones biased, whenever you see someone, you automatically have a pre conceived idea of what kind of person they are, by the way they dress/act etc

a preconceived idea is a biased idea due to your own perspective, so really you must laugh at yourself a lot then from your statement, or maybe you only laugh at people who are biased on the subject of race......... who knows?
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Post by gadoo » Mon Nov 17, 2003 10:42 pm

worst racial stereoptype joke ever....

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Post by danielwang » Mon Nov 17, 2003 10:56 pm

gadoo wrote:worst racial stereoptype joke ever....
Really? Oh please.

Calling people a "dumb nigger" or "crazy mexican", etc, may be bad, but I believe it's an even worse insult to say that someone's race "follows the big numbers" linerly in a tree sum diagramme.
That's like saying they'd choose two dimes over a quarter (without a rational reason), believe that two gears placed on the same plane and contacting can turn in the same direction (proof of insanity), and actually believe than Mandrake Linux is better than Windows .NET (utterly inexcusable).
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Post by Onideus_Mad_Hatter » Mon Nov 17, 2003 11:03 pm

When I saw the puzzle the only thing I could think of was, "What are the instructions?" o_O

After looking at the answer in the asian bracket though and studying it for all of 2.7 seconds it became apparent that it was simply to find the path that would have the largest sum number total. No math or skill of any kind was needed to solve the problem, any idiot with half a brain could stare at it for 2 or 3 seconds and figure out the answer...assuming of course the person giving the problem has enough collective sense to actually EXPLAIN what it's about in the first place.

Really you've got American's, African's, Australian's, European's, Asian's and the category you fit into...stupid people. Unfortunetly your population makes up 90%+ of the world so uh...yeah.
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