Best misheard lyrics

Arctyc · Post by **Arctyc** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:13 pm

Hehehe... I remember first trying to look up the lyrics to Static-X's "Otsego Undead" because I had no clue what the heck he was trying to say, and immediately got a bunch of sites about people mishearing lyrics.

The most common interpretation? "A seagull! A seagull! A seagull, Go!"

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 9:46 am

lol ... a seagull .. well according to my friend on the CD it's spelled Ortsego.

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Moonlight Soldier · Post by **Moonlight Soldier** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 7:55 pm

Bob Dylan's Blowing in the wind: The ants are my friends they're blowin in the wind

Hmm...there's more...just can't think...will occur to me sooner or later....

LindenRathan · Post by **LindenRathan** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 4:34 pm

Our Lady Peace-Supermans Dead

at the end corus is dose he say Someday or Subway ive been to so many lyric sites and its one or the other i just cant decide

Geirr · Post by **Geirr** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 12:54 am

In that Geezer-rock has-been song, 'Born to be Wild' (overplayed by mercifully GONE-NOW redneck neighbors) the line "Looking for adventure," can be FITTINGLY replaced with "Lookin' for my DENTURES."

Also, "Thirty-watt bulb" for "Dirty White Boy," and "3-car Family" for "We Are Family," and also "Flea Spray!" for "Freeze Frame!"

- G

billy_wires · Post by **billy_wires** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 3:03 am

It might be just me, but in Hoobastank's song "Out of Control", I hear "and fucking trust you", instead of "if I can trust you". There's a small backstory:
My sister likes Hoobastank, but hates swearing. So I was confused for a while untill I listened closer.

bubblehead · Post by **bubblehead** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 11:09 am

I used to hear "chicken cherry cola" in Savage Garden's "I want you' (the real line, according to the liner notes, is "chic-a-cherry cola", which I think is even weirder).

ifihadaninja · Post by **ifihadaninja** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 11:18 am

nt know if this is right...but im sure its not but this is what i hear

"chikida chinese the chinese sticking, your apple drumstick and your brain starts sticking"

Brsrk · Post by **Brsrk** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 11:20 am

ifihadaninja wrote:nt know if this is right...but im sure its not but this is what i hear

"chikida chinese the chinese sticking, your apple drumstick and your brain starts sticking"

I've never laughed so hard at one of these on my life, lol

Scintilla · Post by **Scintilla** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 12:29 pm

*sigh*

http://www.amiright.com

They've even got some anime lyrics there, such as:

The Pillows' "Ride On Shooting Star"

Misheard: Why don't you p*** off?
Actual: Ride on shooting star
Misheard: Sometimes you don't want it/ Try to duke it out
Actual: Sandanjuu no you ni/ Utai tsudzuketa
Misheard: Kind of shoujo Jew/ Someone to beat up
Actual: Kindanshoujou chuu/ Uso wo tsuita

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As for lyrics I've misheard myself:

Gin Blossoms' "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard: Hey Chelsea
Actual: Hey jealousy

Gin Blossoms' "Found Out About You"
Misheard: Oksana Baiul (stop laughing at me! It was 1996 at the time!)
Actual: Found out about you

Tears for Fears' "Shout"
Misheard: They gave you life/ And in return you gave them head
Actual: ... you gave them hell

Men at Work's "Down Under"
Misheard: Where beer does flow and Bret Schundler
Actual: Where beer does flow and men chunder

Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Love the One You're With"
Misheard: Get it together, Nick-at-Nite
Actual: Get it together, make it nice

And many more I can't be bothered to remember and post here.

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