you know what? [Naruto spooging]

WarpedElements · Post by **WarpedElements** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 3:59 am

A: Zim owns you ALL

B: Ninjas are pussies who halfta sneak around in tights

C: Lone Wolf and Cub manga owns your ass, period. That's why it's praised by fans, publishers (dark horse that puts it out), writers in dah industry, and other manga writers alike.

D: Naruto is just another ninja story with an uppity kid who happens to host the demon fox thing. Big fucking deal. Lone Wolf cuts peoples heads off, summons strength from the ox and goat headed demons of Mueifembo. This is a guy who'd takes his kid with him on tough assasinations. Naruto just whines and does his wimpy super duper doppleganger technique. Boo-fucking hoo.

JFF · Post by **JFF** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 4:41 am

Rozard wrote:madchops, is that you?

Anyhow...

OFMG!!!1 NARTUO IS TEH BEST ANIME EVAR!!!!!! EVAR!!!!!!!! IT KICKS SOOOOOOO MUCH ASS!!! WUT?! UVE NEVAR HERD OF NARUTO?! OMGLOL U SUXXORS!!!

Naruto = New Dragonball Z. That's not to say that either one of them are bad, because I like the both of them. However, they both produced rabid fans who are hellbent on showing off their anime knowledge and superiority because their favorite show is the one with the longest fight sequences

Thats about as right as Michael Jackson starting an orphanage for boys. The only relation you can make between Naruto and DBZ is their popularity. Most people that end their posts with a "rolleyes smilie" are known for not being right.

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 4:44 am

MinnieMoose wrote: C: Lone Wolf and Cub manga owns your ass, period. That's why it's praised by fans, publishers (dark horse that puts it out), writers in dah industry, and other manga writers alike.

I concur.

JFF wrote:Nice try there Stephen Hawking, but your logic is flawed, because of this earth-shattering tid-bit you forgot :

I asked you first.

Take a moment to catch your breath, then you can either attempt to support your opinion or just submit to my awsome power and admit Naruto is the best anime ever.

Seeing as to how you're the one trying to convince us that Naruto is anything above average, I not only expect a full, 10 - 15 page thesis, with the requirements Jon mentioned, but a detailed episode guide. This guide must describe and explain in detail, anything and everything you consider above average about the series. Any reference to symbolism, whether in the guide or in the thesis, must be accompanied by at least three valid sources to corroborate your reasoning. Any and all unreasonable (fanboy) statements must be accompanied by a link to photographs of yourself smashing your testicles with a mallet. I expect this document to be printed out (in triplicate) and notarized, along with a document written in your blood, handing control of all your material assets to me. Be sure to deliver said documents to my front desk (or my e-mail inbox, whichever is least convenient) next tuesday, at any time between 4:00 to 4:30 pm.

JFF · Post by **JFF** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 5:00 am

MinniePenis wrote:A: Zim owns you ALL

B: Ninjas are pussies who halfta sneak around in tights

C: Lone Wolf and Cub manga owns your ass, period. That's why it's praised by fans, publishers (dark horse that puts it out), writers in dah industry, and other manga writers alike.

D: Naruto is just another ninja story with an uppity kid who happens to host the demon fox thing. Big fucking deal. Lone Wolf cuts peoples heads off, summons strength from the ox and goat headed demons of Mueifembo. This is a guy who'd takes his kid with him on tough assasinations. Naruto just whines and does his wimpy super duper doppleganger technique. Boo-fucking hoo.

A.B.C.D...haha thats funny, what is that? Couldn't finish the whole alphabet? Keep trying, I'm sure you'll figure it out one day. Maybe you need to summon strength from the ox and goat headed demons of Mueifembo!?

minniebrain - D: Naruto is just another ninja story with an uppity kid who happens to host the demon fox thing. Big fucking deal.

No its not just another story, give me an example of a good ninja anime with this style of unique characters. Naruto wears bright orange colors and is extremely loud, not like the stereo-typical all black silent ninjas. The whole world structure of Naruto is amazing; rival villages, broken alliances, more twists and turns than those bolts in your neck. Naruto has the demon fox sealed inside him, so? Thats not the whole story dumbass. Thats the icing on the cake.

Lone Wolf cuts peoples heads off

I stepped on a bug yesterday, this brought much pain to my heart...
what the fuck does Lone Wolf cutting peoples heads of have to do with anything? If he cuts peoples heads off that must mean the story and plot are top-notch...I get it.

Naruto just whines and does his wimpy super duper doppleganger technique.

Again, you're talking nonsense. He barely ever whines, Naruto starts off wimpy but tries real hard, his character develops and ends up being extremely strong. Its apparent you have no idea what you're talking about, you are ignorant towards the story in Naruto, and character development...an easily ammused fucktard whos impressed by decapatations shouldn't bother giving his spare-change opinion.

See what happens when you try to bash Naruto? I turn you into my personal litterbox and shit all over you.

JFF · Post by **JFF** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 5:05 am

some banana guy wrote:Seeing as to how you're the one trying to convince us that Naruto is anything above average, I not only expect a full, 10 - 15 page thesis, with the requirements Jon mentioned, but a detailed episode guide. This guide must describe and explain in detail, anything and everything you consider above average about the series. Any reference to symbolism, whether in the guide or in the thesis, must be accompanied by at least three valid sources to corroborate your reasoning. Any and all unreasonable (fanboy) statements must be accompanied by a link to photographs of yourself smashing your testicles with a mallet. I expect this document to be printed out (in triplicate) and notarized, along with a document written in your blood, handing control of all your material assets to me. Be sure to deliver said documents to my front desk (or my e-mail inbox, whichever is least convenient) next tuesday, at any time between 4:00 to 4:30 pm.

Wow, jon copies my question and throws it at me, then this banana does the same thing but adds a few more pointless lines to it. Must I repeat myself? I said : I asked you first.

ps - Naruto being the all time perfect anime series is a self-evident truth, a brilliant form of truism.

Corran · Post by **Corran** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 5:14 am

What other animes have you watched that you can compare it too?

JFF · Post by **JFF** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 5:21 am

You know what...I will write a huge fucken thesis proving beyond any doubt that Naruto is infact the best anime series to grace this side of the galaxy. I will compare and contrast it to all the good animes out there and reveal its greatness through my amazing use of rhetoric and logic in a 2 hit super-ninjitsu combo. BOOM BANG. The other animes will be left twitching and squirming on the ground, only fools like Minniemoose will be able to appreciate them since they'll all have their fucken heads cut off.

I'll have flow charts, diagrams and polls! Pictures and quotes will provide support from higher authorities! Truly it will be a marvelous piece of literature that will be added into the worlds encyclopedias, dictionaries, magazines...hell they'll probably add a my Naruto Essay into the Bible and Qu'ran.

When will this be finished you ask? Soon my child...soon.

Few weeks probably since I'm lazy.

Vlad86 · Post by **Vlad86** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 5:38 am

Jacked-upFuckinFucker wrote:

minniebrain - D: Naruto is just another ninja story with an uppity kid who happens to host the demon fox thing. Big fucking deal.
No its not just another story, give me an example of a good ninja anime with this style of unique characters. Naruto wears bright orange colors and is extremely loud, not like the stereo-typical all black silent ninjas.

Oh, he wears ORANGE, woah, must be good. And he's loud too, perfectly good reasons to watch. Plot doesn't matter, only noise and colors, got it.

I haven't seen Naruto, and don't plan too. I even skip over it in Shonen Jump. I just don't find it interesting.

Ok for a good ninja anime, two words: Ninja Scroll

Another good manga series: Hellsing wait, Hellsing is fookin awsome, and better than Naruto *nods* well, that does it, the deal is sealed.

JFF wrote: You're completly useless

Looks like you mistyped it-

JFF wrote: I am completly useless

there, I fixed your quote, feel free to use your updated quote.

JFF · Post by **JFF** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 5:58 am

vlad wrote: - Oh, he wears ORANGE, woah, must be good. And he's loud too, perfectly good reasons to watch. Plot doesn't matter, only noise and colors, got it.

Yes this is the most obvious fact I could think of so retards could understand that Naruto is the opposite of the normal ninja image, hence unique. If I started to talk about internal conflicts Neji has about destiny and society or Rock Lee's attitude towards life and his subjective idealistic views it would be harder for people to relate to. Comprende?

vlad wrote:I haven't seen Naruto, and don't plan too.

This fatal mistake has not only made you out to be a complete fool with no taste in anime, but has made your post irrelevant. Nice try kiddo.

Vlad86 · Post by **Vlad86** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 6:17 am

JFF wrote:
vlad wrote: - Oh, he wears ORANGE, woah, must be good. And he's loud too, perfectly good reasons to watch. Plot doesn't matter, only noise and colors, got it.
Yes this is the most obvious fact I could think of so retards could understand that Naruto is the opposite of the normal ninja image, hence unique. If I started to talk about internal conflicts Neji has about destiny and society or Rock Lee's attitude towards life and his subjective idealistic views it would be harder for people to relate to. Comprende?

You should of just said something about those internal conflicts in the first place. It would have made you seem more intelligent.
I'm still not watching it.

JFF wrote:
vlad wrote:I haven't seen Naruto, and don't plan too.
This fatal mistake has not only made you out to be a complete fool with no taste in anime, but has made your post irrelevant. Nice try kiddo.

Ahh, this fatal mistake has not only made you out to be a complete fool with no taste in anime, but has made your post irrelevant. Nice try asshole.

vlad86 wrote:Another good manga series: Hellsing wait, Hellsing is fookin awsome, and better than Naruto *nods* well, that does it, the deal is sealed.

The deal is still sealed, and it appears we agree. Find a new series, and maybe someone won't think you're an obssessed fanboy with extremely narrow way of thinking.

Broaden your horizons, seek new anime, and find bliss. You'll feel much better with yourself, kiddo