Teh Sex Shirt.

KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 12:52 am

So I've got this long sleeve button up white shirt, and two of my friends have borrowed it and ended up having sex wearing it, right? Well today, I went to grab it, as it was washed and on top of my dresser, and there were like six sets of flies, fucking eachother like there was no tomorrow. Instead of shooing them off I had to just stand there and stare. Now why the fuck is this everybody's sex shirt, except for me? I don't really wanna get laid, but it's the fact of the matter. There's fucking flies who are doing it whilst in contact with my shirt, my homies probably used it as a jizz rag. And I get to wear it like a preppy little fucking school boy tomorrow. (I decided not to wear it, as the flies kinda ruined it for me.)

Now how about that?

azulmagia · Post by **azulmagia** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 12:59 am

KhayotiK wrote:So I've got this long sleeve button up white shirt, and two of my friends have borrowed it and ended up having sex wearing it, right? Well today, I went to grab it, as it was washed and on top of my dresser, and there were like six sets of flies, fucking eachother like there was no tomorrow. Instead of shooing them off I had to just stand there and stare. Now why the fuck is this everybody's sex shirt, except for me? I don't really wanna get laid, but it's the fact of the matter. There's fucking flies who are doing it whilst in contact with my shirt, my homies probably used it as a jizz rag. And I get to wear it like a preppy little fucking school boy tomorrow. (I decided not to wear it, as the flies kinda ruined it for me.)

Now how about that?

Sell your wonder shirt on E-Bay man

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:02 am

lmao ... maybe you should wear that shirt ... if so much sex happens around it your life may jsut turn into a porn ...

yea lame joke... whatever ... burn it, use it as a flag ... or an ass rag ... do what you want with it.

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El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:04 am

Can I borrow this holy cloth?

Flint the Dwarf · Post by **Flint the Dwarf** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:05 am

El Banana wrote:Can I borrow this holy cloth?

Seconded.

SSJVegita0609 · Post by **SSJVegita0609** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:08 am

El Banana wrote:Can I borrow this holy cloth?

You don't need it... because you have the COOLEST AVATAR EVER!

KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:43 am

SSJVegita0609 wrote:
El Banana wrote:Can I borrow this holy cloth?
You don't need it... because you have the COOLEST AVATAR EVER!

Agreed.

Although I would be willing to part with this shirt for a twenty spot.

And as for it's sexual effects, it seems to work for everybody BUT me.

Jace Tsunami · Post by **Jace Tsunami** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:32 am

amazing...

and sorry about the stain over the right nipple..

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:34 am

... ok whatever ...

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SS5_Majin_Bebi · Post by **SS5_Majin_Bebi** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:35 am

Jace Tsunami wrote:amazing...

and sorry about the stain over the right nipple..

lol...classy....

And Khayotik, that may be coz its YOUR shirt.

My friend stayed at a place that had a magical futon of horniness. Every time I hung out at his place, I wound up sleeping with one of the chicks who sat on the futon with me. Now that was good times.

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