Help Phade with a Guide

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 8:09 pm

MAKE A THREAD STATING THAT YOU'RE LEAVING BUT DON'T REALLY LEAVE. YOU ONLY MADE IT FOR SYMPATHY.

THIS ALSO APPLIES FOR DEPRESSION AND SUIDICDE.

MAKE ALL YOUR POSTS BOLD AND BIG

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 8:09 pm

I'm no expert, it's a FUCKEN example. Deal with it, or come up with a better one.

madmag9999 · Post by **madmag9999** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 8:10 pm

El Banana wrote:
jonmartensen wrote:Also, use piss poor grammar, and misspell every third or fourth word. Mix up your contractions with other words (Their, there, they're/Kant, can't) and shorten words as much as possible (You=U, anyway=NEway, I=i).
Alternatively, be a grammar Nazi. Make sure you manipulate gargantuan words to obscure (or fake) meaning in your posts, regardless wether or not you are literate enough to comprehend them. And don't forget to belittle people who ask what you attempted to say. Double points if english is NOT their second language, or if they have any kind of learning disorder (such as Dyslexia or ADD).

also if u get a double or tripple post or even more then that that should be an extra point for every extra post

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 8:12 pm

Although, in all seriousness, I'm not dissing anyone. Jon's post was just more or less on topic.

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 8:31 pm

make a long drawn out location so you break the fucken forum

oh whoops i said 'fucken'

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 8:33 pm

don't forget to use these familiar tags

[sarcasm] [/sarcasm]

[JOKE] [/JOKE]

remember, they generate nothing.

and use emoticons, so that people understand what you're talking about.
because ppl can't without them.

Kamoc · Post by **Kamoc** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 8:38 pm

WHAT

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to use these familiar tags

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[JOKE] [/JOKE

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, they generate nothing.

and use emoticons

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what you're talking about.

because ppl can't

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OK

KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 8:39 pm

Make a list of people you love/hate/want to fuck in your signature, changing it weekly if not daily, this causes attraction to your sig and makes people want to be cool.

Start a bandwagon.

Destroy a bandwagon.

Argue about anime in the GOT or WOT forums.

GoldenGundam · Post by **GoldenGundam** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 8:56 pm

Lyrs wrote:
LightningCountX wrote:sounds like what religious people do
I think everyones had enough of religious threads or talkign about religion for a while. Not to be mean, but this prompt another idea.

Guide Add:

C) Bring up the same topic over and over again. Make sure to inbed it into other threads as well for spam points.

So you're intsructing us on how to be assholes?

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 8:58 pm

GoldenGundam wrote:So you're intsructing us on how to be assholes?

read first post.