Dating ads

angelx03 · Post by **angelx03** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 11:55 pm

OK, people. How would you describe yourself in a dating ad? Try to be honest with yourself.

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 12:13 am

angelx03 wrote:OK, people. How would you describe yourself in a dating ad? Try to be honest with yourself.

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post-it · Post by **post-it** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 12:25 am

angelx03 wrote:How would you describe yourself in a dating ad?

Santa Claus here, fresh out of the Navy,
fa la-la la-la, Yo ho-ho-ho!
Santa seeks a Lady, born female is a must.
Those whome require a Fork-Lift to get across the Threshold - need not apply.

^^ - hehe

DuoEnigma · Post by **DuoEnigma** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 6:39 am

okay about dating ads, first of all I try to be different as much as I can. But to a point where you sound like your in control of your self and in life. Women want someone who is secure.

So when your jotting things don't don't say things like. "Oh i'm a great person to be with" or any of that B.S.......Why? because if your such a "great person" to be with why the hell are you not taken?

Me this is what i would put down.

My name is Ronni, I like long walks on the beach and looking at the sun rise...LOL. Okay ladies lets be honest here. My name is ronni I am not here to impress anyone. I am just here to be my self. If you can deal with it sweet, if not......your out of luck. Listen honestly is important to me and authenticity and being who you are.............

I am not going to get into all of this here. This is my opinion on what women want and don't want

WOMEN DO NOT WANT

1) Men that are clinging
2) men that don't have a job
3) don't have a life, meaning that every spare min you have you want to spend it with them.
4) Men that are insecure
5) men that don't take charge, Like lets say your going out on a date. and you ask her. Oh hey listen so where would you like to go? thats a BIG no no....your the one who asked her out, so take her somewhere you think you will "both enjoy"

personally I don't like going to movies, I mean how can you really get to know a person by sitting down for 2 hours looking at a big screen.

I take my dates out to either go bowling, arcades, bike riding, carnival. Dude if she doesn't like your idea, she will tell you.

What women do like

all the opposite of what they don't like. I'm from NYC and I messed with some very attractive girls. I also have very attractive female friends, and I ask them what are there turns on and turn offs. So I learned from them and from experiance.

GebStar · Post by **GebStar** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 9:33 am

DuoEnigma wrote:

WOMEN DO NOT WANT

1) Men that are clinging
2) men that don't have a job
3) don't have a life, meaning that every spare min you have you want to spend it with them.
4) Men that are insecure
5) men that don't take charge, Like lets say your going out on a date. and you ask her. Oh hey listen so where would you like to go? thats a BIG no no....your the one who asked her out, so take her somewhere you think you will "both enjoy"

Jeez Well im Screwed

personally I don't like going to movies, I mean how can you really get to know a person by sitting down for 2 hours looking at a big screen.

I agree wit you there man but its a great idea for a second date... take her to a realy shitty movie where you can Get to know her

Farmboybob · Post by **Farmboybob** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 9:43 am

DuoEnigma wrote:WOMEN DO NOT WANT

1) Men that are clinging
2) men that don't have a job
3) don't have a life, meaning that every spare min you have you want to spend it with them.
4) Men that are insecure
5) men that don't take charge, Like lets say your going out on a date. and you ask her. Oh hey listen so where would you like to go? thats a BIG no no....your the one who asked her out, so take her somewhere you think you will "both enjoy"

Yeah I'm out too.

angelx03 · Post by **angelx03** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 9:45 am

DuoEnigma wrote:WOMEN DO NOT WANT

1) Men that are clinging
2) men that don't have a job
3) don't have a life, meaning that every spare min you have you want to spend it with them.
4) Men that are insecure
5) men that don't take charge, Like lets say your going out on a date. and you ask her. Oh hey listen so where would you like to go? thats a BIG no no....your the one who asked her out, so take her somewhere you think you will "both enjoy"

Good advice! I have to try that sometime.

)v(ajin Koji · Post by **)v(ajin Koji** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 10:07 am

DuoEnigma wrote: 2) men that don't have a job

damn if only that one didnt count...

DuoEnigma · Post by **DuoEnigma** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 10:16 am

)v(ajin Koji wrote:
DuoEnigma wrote: 2) men that don't have a job
damn if only that one didnt count...

yeah, that 1 doesn't really apply. I mean if your a teen your good. I am not sure how old are you. I mean you don't want to be over 22 still living with your moms and don't have a job.

)v(ajin Koji · Post by **)v(ajin Koji** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 10:19 am

DuoEnigma wrote:
)v(ajin Koji wrote:
DuoEnigma wrote: 2) men that don't have a job
damn if only that one didnt count...

yeah, that 1 doesn't really apply. I mean if your a teen your good. I am not sure how old are you. I mean you don't want to be over 22 still living with your moms and don't have a job.

im 16, so i guess that means its not so bad.
Oh and over here in the U.K, it's acceptable to live with your parents for ages because accomidation prices have skyrocketed in the last 10 years or so.

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