The most stupid attack name ever.

DTJB · Post by **DTJB** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 2:58 pm

From what I understand, it all relates to how swordsmen of yore would give the attack name (or maybe it was the style name) either before or after the attack as a sign of respect and honor. As far as stupid attack names, Kenshin ep. 3. The guy just runs at Kenshin screaming out where he intends to strike, TOTALLY telegraphing his attack.

CHEST!!!

Maybe respect shouldn't mean a thing if you're hoping to kill the guy.

skanks · Post by **skanks** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:54 am

DTJB wrote:From what I understand, it all relates to how swordsmen of yore would give the attack name (or maybe it was the style name) either before or after the attack as a sign of respect and honor. As far as stupid attack names, Kenshin ep. 3. The guy just runs at Kenshin screaming out where he intends to strike, TOTALLY telegraphing his attack.

CHEST!!!

Maybe respect shouldn't mean a thing if you're hoping to kill the guy.

Thats the secrets behind Kenshin's prediction technique.

HEAD!!!
*swings for the head and kenshin blocks*
DAMN!, How did he know where I was going to strike!!

I would confuse him..
HEAD!!!
*knee him in the balls*
Oh, no, I didn't mean 'THAT' head.

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:07 am

skanks wrote:
But.... For the worst attacks....

See La Blue Girl

LMAO ... IRON PUBES!

and i forgot that one they used on the water demon with two tentacle penis'.

The dub dialoug from that episode when they did that was so bland, emotionaly dead and nearly humorous.

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Dirk_Temporo · Post by **Dirk_Temporo** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 7:40 pm

Here's a stupidly long one. But it's my favorite anime so...

"Mumyo Jinpu Ryu Satsujin Ken Mizuchi!"

Anyone care to guess what it's from?

_Kenshin_ · Post by **_Kenshin_** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 8:52 pm

That sounds like one of my attacks, that it does.

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:34 pm

_Kenshin_ wrote:That sounds like one of my attacks, that it does.

The Iron pubes?

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Gaikotsu · Post by **Gaikotsu** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 10:20 pm

The worst one I can think of right now is "Angel Aid Bomb Beam!" from some show called Nurse Angel Ririka SOS. I just remember reading that in a review somewhere.

Then there's all that "Analyze! G-Set! Break Synthesize!" crap from Betterman that made the robot do pretty much EVERYTHING.

And wasn't there an attack in La Blue Girl called "The Invincible Mouth" or something like that?

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 10:29 pm

Gaikotsu wrote: And wasn't there an attack in La Blue Girl called "The Invincible Mouth" or something like that?

there was in a crouching tiger hidden dragon spoof ... same theme as la blue girl ... ninjas fighting with sex ... but it may have been in lablue girl ... Iron pubes stood out becasue thats just a real nasty surprise.

heh i think her main "attack" was that Nido nimbo, or soemthign liek tha t... whatever it was that made her clit swell into a 16" penis ...

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Gaikotsu · Post by **Gaikotsu** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 10:34 pm

Propyro wrote: there was in a crouching tiger hidden dragon spoof

Yeah, that's what I was thinking of. A friend of mine showed me that video, funny stuff.

Propyro wrote: heh i think her main "attack" was that Nido nimbo, or soemthign liek tha t... whatever it was that made her clit swell into a 16" penis ...

Yeah, that attack was. . . unique. It's things like that that make me wonder about Japan sometimes

nekodromeda · Post by **nekodromeda** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 12:13 am

Honeymoon Therapy Kiss.

If you want dorky-sounding attacks, look no further than Sailor Moon.