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Evil Urchin · Post by **Evil Urchin** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:30 pm

Come no Pyro, the you vs. 12 people fights are the easiest of them all. Everyone knows that when you fight a group of people, they will all come at you one at a time in such a fashion that you can use an accuratly timed kung fu move to take them out while barely even looking at them, until only one guy is left. This will invariably be the toughest guy there, whom you will have to fight for around 10 minutes, almost lose, and then gain a second wind in time to kick his ass.

On a more serious note, fighting a group of people can actually be easier then one person. A group of people gathered together for the purpose of beating someone generally isnt the most organized fighting force out there, which you can use to your advantage. As long as you keep moving, you can use their numbers against them, perhaps even force them to hit each other if you happen to be good enough. Having experienced this, I must say its really satisfying when that happens...

ithaqua · Post by **ithaqua** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:42 pm

SS5_Majin_Bebi wrote:
ithaqua wrote:
For enemy that is taller than you: In this case, low attacks will glance off his shins, which could hurt you more than him! Try to aim for soft parts like his tummy.
Not quite true. Getting hit behind the knees hurts like a motherfucker.
Yeah, but copping a hard kick to the FRONT of your knees hurts even more, coz they bend backwards and make a nice wet crunch-snap-grind noise.

True, but it requires more force. If you hit someone in the back of the knee, it bends forward pretty far, which of course forces the person down. Hopefully into a knee or elbow or other hard sharp body part.

Good for people bigger than you. Of course, it all depends on how tough you are and how hard you can hit.

SS5_Majin_Bebi · Post by **SS5_Majin_Bebi** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 11:07 pm

ithaqua wrote:
SS5_Majin_Bebi wrote:
ithaqua wrote:
For enemy that is taller than you: In this case, low attacks will glance off his shins, which could hurt you more than him! Try to aim for soft parts like his tummy.
Not quite true. Getting hit behind the knees hurts like a motherfucker.
Yeah, but copping a hard kick to the FRONT of your knees hurts even more, coz they bend backwards and make a nice wet crunch-snap-grind noise.
True, but it requires more force. If you hit someone in the back of the knee, it bends forward pretty far, which of course forces the person down. Hopefully into a knee or elbow or other hard sharp body part.

Good for people bigger than you. Of course, it all depends on how tough you are and how hard you can hit.

But if you bust their knees like I said, you've made sure they can't get up again, plus it hurts so much they'll probably piss themselves in undignified agony. You boot the back of their knees, then theres nothing stopping them from working. But you boot them from the front, its physically impossible for them to extend their legs below the knees.

With one kick you've won the fight.

ithaqua · Post by **ithaqua** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 11:17 pm

I'm just saying it's a risky strategy.

You have to connect, and you have to connect hard.

SS5_Majin_Bebi · Post by **SS5_Majin_Bebi** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 11:21 pm

ithaqua wrote:I'm just saying it's a risky strategy.

You have to connect, and you have to connect hard.

But if you can do that, the fight is yours.

Tally Ho!!!!!

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GODDAMN!!! I'm gonna mount that thing in a feral rage and fuck its cranium to pieces pretty soon!!! *foaming at the mouth*

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 11:25 pm

So just stand on a dumpster or hang from a fire escape like the article says, and give them a hurricane elbow in the throat. You don't have to put so much strength into it, and it has a similar effect.

ithaqua · Post by **ithaqua** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 11:30 pm

GODDAMN!!! I'm gonna mount that thing in a feral rage and fuck its cranium to pieces pretty soon!!! *foaming at the mouth*[/quote]

Skullfucking's just unsanitary.

Jim Hawkings21122 · Post by **Jim Hawkings21122** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 11:41 pm

I have always been a fan of just gouging their eyes out with your fingers, then watching them scream and swing blindly in front of them until they hit something,which then causes them to yell even louder and thus, giving out their location and making them easy prey for a street gang.

(yea i know, i'm sick.)

yuppa · Post by **yuppa** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 5:47 pm

well how to disable a person. JUst take a finger and jab it into the skin near the neck. if y ado it hard enough you will punch a hole in their chest cavity from above which will in turn make their lungs collapse on them due to the airpressure variance caused by the hole, i think. or you can first kck ya opponent in the BAlls for a man, and chest for weomen, and when they are reeling side kick their knees and try to break one and after they are on the ground rear back and football kick their face into tomorow, and for the kill use your heel and crish their throat. WInner! fatality!!