Damn it, we DO need to have a license to breed...

Savia · Post by **Savia** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 9:24 am

kthulhu wrote:If there are any SERIOUS Christian types on the board, I think we scared them off (not intentionally, mind you).

I'm still Christian- you haven't gotten me yet.

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 10:41 am

kthulhu wrote:If people like <a href="http://www.local6.com/news/2485707/detail.html">this</a> are going to be having kids.

Under my rule people like this would be weeded out prior to reproduction. Obviously they are incompetent. And just judging by their actions, they would have also failed the mandatory IQ test. Then number of children they are allowed to have: "0." I can't help but be enraged by stupidity of this caliber.

Kamoc · Post by **Kamoc** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 11:04 am

OH NO CALL 911

BAND POLICE

gadoo · Post by **gadoo** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 2:41 pm

aren't mormons the right religion, by the definitions of southpark anyways

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 2:43 pm

everybody just has to make fun of religion, don't they? you guys must be really bored.

gadoo · Post by **gadoo** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 3:48 pm

bored, lazy...meh

Trident · Post by **Trident** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 3:57 pm

Savia wrote:
kthulhu wrote:If there are any SERIOUS Christian types on the board, I think we scared them off (not intentionally, mind you).
I'm still Christian- you haven't gotten me yet.

Me neither! You'll never get rid of me! Bwa ha ha!

But yeah: Can God heal people? He'd be a pretty pathetic deity if he couldn't. Does He usually work that way? No. He works in things that are beyond human capacity. As long as they were physically able to get the kid to a doctor, they should have taken the kid to a doctor. Some people aren't religious--they're just idiots.

chaoticstormbringer · Post by **chaoticstormbringer** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:08 pm

In a serious case I was like talked shit about because these christians sheepshaggers were telling me about how this whole light the bonfire between god and this other deity. And they said jesus put water over the wood. Welp, for those who truly believe in the bible are idiots and I told them if god was real he would do the VERY same thing right now to prove his existance. I made them make the bonfire with water soaked timber. It didn't light. And then they said that god didn't need to prove his existance. Well god, if you are reading this to prove to me that you are real, destroy this hurricane isabel. If you can do this before it hits maryland, I'll give you recognition.

But of course I don't believe in them so I'm not expecting anything. I have my own beliefs. And I'm sure all off you would follow if we could make it recognised as a religion.

we are the worshippers of the deity called ANIME! We are ANIME's followers called OTAKU. We worship ANIME and in return we get a great view of what ANIME is like. ANIME makes us laugh and cry and smile and cheer and all those other emotions.

HAIL TO ANIME!!!!!

PREACH: New members have to give me 35 bucks at the entrance, uits for ANIME purposes

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:21 pm

I believe if god is real, he probably loves to play games with my mind.

And watching me squirm.

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:24 pm

Sorta like this.

AnimeMusicVideos.org

Damn it, we DO need to have a license to breed...

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