Another pathetic dating thread

Toecutter · Post by **Toecutter** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 12:24 am

Now it's my turn to re-establish my hostile, anti-social condition upon the forums, and instill fear upon all visiting these dating threads.

GoatMan's list of requirements/preferences for a date:

Requirements:

•Female of 19-20 years of age (no exceptions)
•MUST BE AN ATHEIST (No Christians, Catholics, Mormons, or other members of the "Frosted Flake" family will be tolerated, which includes Branch Dividians)
•Must NOT support Communism, Socialism, fascism, Nazism (sorry to disappoint all those liberal pussies who thought I was leaning that way),the French, Canadians, French Canadians, Germans, Chinese, British, democrats, etc.
•Can withstand disturbing, anti-social, gun-related humor
•Can withstand bizarre, Neo-Reaganite political views
•Must NOT lie to me, under any circumstances
•Comfortable around firearms of any kind (assault rifles/carbines, handguns, lever-action rifles)
•Does not use drugs, smoke, or drink
•Still a virgin (I don't like sluts)
•Follows ALL TRAFFIC LAWS (I don't like people who speed, pass on the right, or don't use their turn signals)
•Doesn't get all touchy-feely in public (I don't like holding hands, hugging, or other physical representations of affection in front of other people)

Preferences:

•Enjoys classic GM A-body cars (Olds 442, Pontiac GTO, Chevy Chevelle SS, Buick Skylark, and Chevy El Camino/GMC Spirit)

•Finds Charles Bronson and Clint Eastwood films entertaining (The "Death Wish" movies, the "Dirty Harry" movies, "Unforgiven", "Heartbreak Ridge", "Death Hunt", "The Mechanic", "High Plains Drifter", etc)

•Doesn't like crowds

Kusoyaro · Post by **Kusoyaro** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 2:06 am

Pathetic is right

Try the NRA dating pool.

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 2:10 am

GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!!!!11!!! $ $$$$$$$

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 7:52 am

However hard you try not to sound like a hick ..well you still sound like a hick toecutter.

)v(ajin Koji · Post by **)v(ajin Koji** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 2:35 pm

how come no cute girls post a dating thread?

moonslayer · Post by **moonslayer** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 2:37 pm

)v(ajin Koji wrote:how come no cute girls post a dating thread?

they're cute meaning they probably have boyfriends.

Toecutter · Post by **Toecutter** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 2:44 pm

Okay, so why am I considered a hick? Is it because I'm a gun enthusiast? Sorry, but that's not characteristic of being a hick or red-neck. There are plenty of engineers, businessmen, and others in the upper-middle class of society who are gun enthusiasts.

Is it because I'm into hot rods/classic muslcecars? Sorry again, but many upper-middle class people are also involved in that hobby. You're thinking of raised, Confederate Flag-flying Ford pick-ups, not Chevelles, El Caminos, GTOs, or Skylarks.

Is it my interest in the "Dirty Harry" and "Death Wish" movies? Also, another misconception on your part, fyrtenheimer. There are plenty of people out there who are NOT hicks, who watch these films.

What about my political stance? I sure as hell am not a KKK/Neo Nazi/White Supremacist, because I find quite a few white cultures (French, Germans, British) very annoying, if not inferior, to us Americans. My political views lean far more towards a libertarian/Neo-Reaganite stance, than just some beer-guzzling, gun-toting Republican trailer trash. I support quite a few of the same views Ted Nugget does when it comes to gun rights. Of course, I also find him interesting, for being the ONLY rock star in American history that did not use drugs.

So, I ask again, what is it exactly that makes me sound like a hick?

Jace Tsunami · Post by **Jace Tsunami** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 2:48 pm

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA

[quote"the hick"]if not inferior, to us Americans. [/quote]

that's ahick statement if I ever heared one.

all your complaining and bithcing and moaning has to go, very hickish. Other than the whining, you were doing all right up until that last paragraph. that whole paragraph is just one big "hick-up"

And I think you've now officialy turned away all hopes at a decent responce to this thread.

)v(ajin Koji · Post by **)v(ajin Koji** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 2:53 pm

Toecutter wrote:
What about my political stance? I sure as hell am not a KKK/Neo Nazi/White Supremacist, because I find quite a few white cultures (French, Germans, British) very annoying, if not inferior, to us Americans.

So, I ask again, what is it exactly that makes me sound like a hick?

Germans and French i understand but the British...well the english rock!

Saying that the British are inferior to the Americans...THAT's what makes u a hick my friend.

Jace Tsunami · Post by **Jace Tsunami** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 2:55 pm

yes, and we're not superior to the french or german either.

Nothing wrong with the germans, tho we all know there WAS, about 60 fucking years ago.

And the french, they run their own country don't they? They're just in kind of a stupid phase right now, they'll grow out of it. Wqe havn't had troubles really with them in the past. Give them a year or two to pull their heads out of their asses.