Shitboxes with big tail pipes

[MistyCaldwell]

Sheesh are they aware they are practically committing assisted suicide? 250-300 a month is sports car insurance rates.

I saw one of those on my way in here oddly. They had vtec stickers all over (it may actually have been being a early 90's Honda) but Honda puts vtec engines in some mini-vans for pete's sake.

It was primer gray (why do they think that looks good?) and had seen better days.


It's worse when they don't even attach it to the exhaust system, just hook it up underneath to give themselves "instant dual exhaust". It'd be pretty funny if they didn't drive so dangerously to make up for their car's obvious lack of performance with showy stupidity.

[Veldrin]

I saw one of those on my way in here oddly. They had vtec stickers all over (it may actually have been being a early 90's Honda) but Honda puts vtec engines in some mini-vans for pete's sake.

It was primer gray (why do they think that looks good?) and had seen better days.

Cool, you saw my car. Next time I will eave to you.

[/obvious lying]

[El Banana]

And around here, I hate it when beaners put those tail pipes on their pintos. Then, the entire car sounds like it is about to fall apart at the bolts.

((no offense to the hispanics of whom do not partake in this activity))

But the others just piss me off!!

Wow.... that actually sounds insulting as hell. And reminds me of a song!

Yo ya estoy hasta la madre
de que me pongan sombrero
escucha entonces cuando digo
no me llames frijolero.

Y aunque exista algún respeto
y no metamos las narices
nunca inflamos la moneda
haciendo guerra a otros países.

Te pagamos con petróleo
e intereses nuestra deuda
mientras tanto no sabemos
quien se queda con la feria.

Aunque nos hagan la fama
de que somos vendedores
de la droga que sembramos
ustedes son consumidores.

Don't call me gringo,
You fuckin beaner
stay on your side
of that goddamn river
don't call me gringo,
You beaner.

No me digas beaner,
Mr. Puñetero
Te sacaré un susto
por racista y culero.
No me llames frijolero,
Pinche gringo puñetero.

Now I wish I had a dime
for every single time
I've gotten stared down
For being in the wrong side of town.

And a rich man I'd be
if I had that kind of chips
lately I wanna smack the mouths
of these racists.

Podrás imaginarte desde afuera,
ser un Mexicano cruzando la frontera,
pensando en tu familia mientras que pasas,
dejando todo lo que conoces atrás.

Si tuvieras tú que esquivar las balas
de unos cuantos gringos rancheros
Las seguirás diciendo good for nothing wetback?
si tuvieras tú que empezar de cero.

Now why don't you look down
to where your feet is planted
That U.S. soil that makes you take shit for granted
If not for Santa Ana, just to let you know
That where your feet are planted would be Mexico
Correcto!

Heh, good ole racial slurs.

[fyrtenheimer]

LMAO

[BrahRizor]

Haha, but nothing like "The Fast and the Furious" to bring in suckers, during HS i made nearly $1000 off people who wanted NOS installed on their cars, with most of them having on other modifications, also, nothing like making money racing against one of these guys, in guess what, my now recently deceased 94 dodge caravan (soccer mom stlye) It's so sad to see someone actually put money into de-tuning a car