Shitboxes with big tail pipes

Mroni · Post by **Mroni** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:14 pm

What the hell is up with kids putting giant tailpipes on their 4 cylinder eco mobiles and thinking that somehow making your car sound more like a vaccum cleaner is cool? It's pretty damn retarded and if so many of these shitboxes werent on the road with them I wouldn't be saying anything.

Mr Oni

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:17 pm

All honda Civics must be gathered up and dropped back on Japan via massive C131 formation. Just as long as they don't arm the anime community

SQ · Post by SQ » Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:20 pm

Why did you put a coke can or flimsy piece of cardboard on your bike wheel?
To make it sound like an expensive sports car.

On the other hand, if you really DO have a sportscar, and are breaking the law with the noise(example: Me and a 300ZX), you're eithe r(a)stupid and proud or (b)have a problem with your car, that when you TRY to fix, it only gets louder....

In the end, it's all about looking(or sounding) like you have more money...

And I blame it all on the "Fast and Furious" movies.... Damn you all....

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:26 pm

SQ wrote:Why did you put a coke can or flimsy piece of cardboard on your bike wheel?
To make it sound like an expensive sports car.

On the other hand, if you really DO have a sportscar, and are breaking the law with the noise(example: Me and a 300ZX), you're eithe r(a)stupid and proud or (b)have a problem with your car, that when you TRY to fix, it only gets louder....

In the end, it's all about looking(or sounding) like you have more money...

And I blame it all on the "Fast and Furious" movies.... Damn you all....

You have it all backwards. The car is supposed to perform, not sound like a bee on crack and ride like the snail. I have a classic 944, and I actually took the glasspacked tip off, it just sounded like shit. Now I get the element of surprise on my enemy when I blow his wussy pos machine off the line.

BTW: Honda children. A top speed of 120 is nothing to be proud of, so stop trying to piss on my leg and call it rain. Next person to brag about a 180Hp and 120-140 top speed is gonna get puched in the head. You are the reason they nerf cars now a days. .

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:28 pm

Civic is my dream car. I get aroused every time I see a Honda. What else can I say?

Oh yeah, I'm an environment-conscious, basement-dwelling, ultra-liberal hippie.

Mroni · Post by **Mroni** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:45 pm

Mr Pilkington wrote:
SQ wrote:Why did you put a coke can or flimsy piece of cardboard on your bike wheel?
To make it sound like an expensive sports car.

On the other hand, if you really DO have a sportscar, and are breaking the law with the noise(example: Me and a 300ZX), you're eithe r(a)stupid and proud or (b)have a problem with your car, that when you TRY to fix, it only gets louder....

In the end, it's all about looking(or sounding) like you have more money...

And I blame it all on the "Fast and Furious" movies.... Damn you all....
You have it all backwards. The car is supposed to perform, not sound like a bee on crack and ride like the snail. I have a classic 944, and I actually took the glasspacked tip off, it just sounded like shit. Now I get the element of surprise on my enemy when I blow his wussy pos machine off the line.

BTW: Honda children. A top speed of 120 is nothing to be proud of, so stop trying to piss on my leg and call it rain. Next person to brag about a 180Hp and 120-140 top speed is gonna get puched in the head. You are the reason they nerf cars now a days. .

Lol honda children. Anyway one of the reasons insurance is so high these days is because of stupid kids that can't wait for some reason to destroy their first automobile.

Mr Oni

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:52 pm

Mroni wrote:Lol honda children. Anyway one of the reasons insurance is so high these days is because of stupid kids that can't wait for some reason to destroy their first automobile.

Mr Oni

It's sad but truu. The worst part is that Mommy and Daddy will buy them a band new one 24 hours after it's initial destruction.

GoldenGundam · Post by **GoldenGundam** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:58 pm

And around here, I hate it when beaners put those tail pipes on their pintos. Then, the entire car sounds like it is about to fall apart at the bolts.

((no offense to the hispanics of whom do not partake in this activity))

But the others just piss me off!!

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:23 pm

Mr Pilkington wrote:
Mroni wrote:Lol honda children. Anyway one of the reasons insurance is so high these days is because of stupid kids that can't wait for some reason to destroy their first automobile.

Mr Oni
It's sad but truu. The worst part is that Mommy and Daddy will buy them a band new one 24 hours after it's initial destruction.

Man I wish my parents where that rich.

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:58 pm

I have a cousin who's insurance per month is around 250-300 per month because she's wrecked four cars and she knew her parent's would buy her a new one every time.