Ever been Arrestead?

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 6:37 pm

penis [x 441]

[MOD467: Post simplified. I think someone here might have penis on the brain. ]

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 6:43 pm

Vagina

RedFusionX · Post by **RedFusionX** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 7:01 pm

I was detained by security forces in Saudi Arabia for being on the flightline without my line badge

OmniStrata · Post by **OmniStrata** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 8:45 am

Otohiko wrote:I missed a good 1.5 months of school and almost went to court in grade 5 when I allegedly caused dental damage to a female bully who, among other things, was about a foot taller than me (and had a fake medical certificate).

Basically, after taking another beating from her, I caught her on the way to class, said 'Hey bitch!', and as she turned around - gave her the hardest punch imaginable from a grade 5 kid, right in the face. I'm still proud of that - standing up to sexual stereotypes and proving that yes, girls have equal rights in all terms, including lack of immunity from physical retribution.

In the end - the thing almost went to court, I was never arrested but the police was notified and I had a few (pleasant might I add) conversations with a female officer responsible for dealing with youth offenders. Of course, everyone laughed it off - except for the bully's mother, a dreadful feminist who would gladly kill me given the chance.

In the end, between a straight-A student with a perfect record and a known bully failing school - I think it's obvious who the authorities believed.

So, that is my story. Why I wrote this, I dunno. Filling up the old well?

/me salutes. There IS NO GENDER in violence. If a woman is trying to kill you, take her out first... [um, yeah...] There'd be SOO MANY dead men in the world if they all followed the "I can't punch a woman" rule. [if that's the case, I'll just have some of my female students fight forever and let the bodies pile up

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kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 10:43 am

Omni's Angels?

Savia · Post by **Savia** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 10:48 am

kthulhu wrote:Omni's Angels?

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 2:30 pm

fyrtenheimer wrote:penis [x 441]

[MOD467: Post simplified. I think someone here might have penis on the brain. ]

And in the mouth

LightningCountX · Post by **LightningCountX** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 4:54 pm

Well, pretty much everything I do is illegal, I get all my stuff for free, so If I go to jail, im never leaving!

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:05 pm

Veldrin wrote:
fyrtenheimer wrote:penis [x 441]

[MOD467: Post simplified. I think someone here might have penis on the brain. ]
And in the mouth

Actually, my brother signed on to my account and did that.
He didnt think he was connected to the internet, but hit submit neway.

Love you too Veldrin.

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:21 pm

Its my penis, so I could guess so.