Shaquille O'Neal goes COP

HungryCrackPot · Post by **HungryCrackPot** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 12:12 pm

I AM THE ALPHA!

AND I AM THE BETA!

AND I AM THE MOMMY!

LightningCountX · Post by **LightningCountX** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 4:50 pm

shack, a cop, wow, how the hell is he gonna fit in the squad car? *BREAKER 1 9, BREAKER 1 9, WE HAVE A PROBLEM IN LA, NEED BACKUP!* *Shaq radios in* *FUCK!!! CANNOT FIT IN CAR!!!! I NEED BACKUP!!!!*

LightningCountX · Post by **LightningCountX** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 4:52 pm

shack, a cop, wow, how the hell is he gonna fit in the squad car? *BREAKER 1 9, BREAKER 1 9, WE HAVE A PROBLEM IN LA, NEED BACKUP!* *Shaq radios in* *FUCK!!! CANNOT FIT IN CAR!!!! I NEED BACKUP!!!!*

Well, picture his head hanging out the window like a doggie, lol...

Toecutter · Post by **Toecutter** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 5:42 pm

From what I heard about two months ago, Shaq is having a custom uniform and Berretta 92-FS pistol made for him. If they disregard the well-being of the criminal in back, I bet he could fit in the passenger seat of a Caprice or Crown Victoria, with the seat all the way back!

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 5:49 pm

Toecutter wrote:From what I heard about two months ago, Shaq is having a custom uniform and Berretta 92-FS pistol made for him. If they disregard the well-being of the criminal in back, I bet he could fit in the passenger seat of a Caprice or Crown Victoria, with the seat all the way back!

Yes. That' what they said on the news.

I was laughing at it all until he got interviewed. He does seem pretty genuine about the whole deal. So hooray for him.

KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 8:14 pm

If Shaq ever knocked me down after chasing me while I was carrying stolen goods, I'd scream foul, then time out if he didn't care.