Shaquille O'Neal goes COP

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 8:45 pm

Did neone know that Shaquille O' Neal turned police officer? He'll be working for the Los Angeles Police Department and he's done all the training and what not.

I found this incredible.

He's in my music video, which you can download here

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 8:51 pm

Shaq can't make free throws, and he can't shoot a gun, either, I bet.

He won't fit in with the oppressive image of the LAPD, either, and hence he will lack street authority:

Cop Shaq: "You have the right to remain silent..."
Random criminal: "Fuck you! You're the real criminal! You starred in `Kazaam' AND `Steel' !"

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 9:28 pm

LMAO

Oh well, he seems pretty sincere about it.

Summanaro · Post by **Summanaro** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 10:52 pm

kthulhu wrote:Cop Shaq: "You have the right to remain silent..."
Random criminal: "Fuck you! You're the real criminal! You starred in `Kazaam' AND `Steel' !"

Kazaam= Kazaa? The makers of Kazaa must be big Shaq fans, I guess they ditched the 'm' to make it sound more oringinal.

NME · Post by **NME** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 10:53 pm

Or, you know, it was a word the existed before the movie came out.

Yeah.

Summanaro · Post by **Summanaro** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 10:55 pm

NME wrote:Or, you know, it was a word the existed before the movie came out.

Yeah.

Possibly, but my guess sounds more funny.

AznRAVEr1022 · Post by **AznRAVEr1022** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 10:58 pm

kthulhu wrote:Random criminal: "Fuck you! You're the real criminal! You starred in `Kazaam' AND `Steel' !"

Holy shit "Steel" was such a horrible movie. Just like Spawn

Iamshadowkiller · Post by **Iamshadowkiller** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:33 am

Summanaro wrote:
NME wrote:Or, you know, it was a word the existed before the movie came out.

Yeah.
Possibly, but my guess sounds more funny.

ah summanaro-_- when will you ever learn....

/end

HungryCrackPot · Post by **HungryCrackPot** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 10:30 am

that the only thing funny about her is my avatar

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 10:48 am

KhayotiK wrote:
fyrtenheimer wrote:Did neone know that Shaquille O' Neal turned police officer? He'll be working for the Los Angeles Police Department and he's done all the training and what not.

I found this incredible.

He's in my music video, which you can download here
You should make that link a little bit bigger, so people can actually click it.

it looks like they did

AnimeMusicVideos.org

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