Now I'm not expecting a lot of money for you to pick up this show, just enough to make a season. You could air it during the summer to see if the audience likes it, or play it in the fall depending on if you think it's a good enough show. Paul will no longer be doing any camera work with his recent career development, and hopefully I won't have to do the editing, but we were running on a tight budget.
Anyway, there are cut scenes if you're undecided, but I hope your network picks this show up off the ground! Here you go!

(Loud rap music was supposed to play in the background, but we couldn't get 50 Cent or Eminem to return our calls.)

The basic intro...

Oh shit, I forgot to edit that out.

Ok, at this point I wouldn't be suprised if you didn't accept our show... Next time we'd be sure to interview people! I promise! ...Please don't crush your foam cups at me. It looks threatening.
OK! You don't have to point at me like that! I'll leave! Damn!