Indiana Jones vs Lara Croft

Bebop0083 · Post by **Bebop0083** » Sun Jul 27, 2003 12:54 pm

both are archelogist if they happen to come across the same artifact who should win??

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Sun Jul 27, 2003 12:54 pm

Indiana Jones, of course.

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Sun Jul 27, 2003 12:57 pm

Indiana Jones would win because of his mad skillz. They actually show him getting into trouble, and on a low personal budget, he STILL gets out of it every fucking time.

She's just some rich asshole who takes on the world out of boredom, from what I saw playing Tomb Raider 3.

HungryCrackPot · Post by **HungryCrackPot** » Sun Jul 27, 2003 12:59 pm

lara would win, cuz she has a human shield of fans that like big titted polygons.

SSJVegita0609 · Post by **SSJVegita0609** » Sun Jul 27, 2003 1:03 pm

HungryCrackPot wrote:lara would win, cuz she has a human shield of fans that like big titted polygons.

Good point, but Jones also has legions of fangirls.

HungryCrackPot · Post by **HungryCrackPot** » Sun Jul 27, 2003 1:08 pm

it would become one big orgy and no one would die until the boulder hit them all and the t rex finished the survivors.

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Sun Jul 27, 2003 1:11 pm

HungryCrackPot wrote:it would become one big orgy and no one would die until the boulder hit them all and the t rex finished the survivors.

That would make for a good porno.

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Sun Jul 27, 2003 1:38 pm

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sun Jul 27, 2003 1:41 pm

Indiana Jones'll cut lauras ass a new ass hole ...

/fin

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Sun Jul 27, 2003 1:43 pm

But then she'd just get plastic surgery and it will be larger than before.