Got any good jokes?

OmniStrata · Post by **OmniStrata** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 3:25 am

booyah

Aetherfukz · Post by **Aetherfukz** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 3:52 am

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.” The first man said.“You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,”

The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

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[AV] ChOjIn 69 · Post by **[AV] ChOjIn 69** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 7:06 am

Well here goes.....another cannibal joke involving Omni:

Omni, MJ, and Zarxrax are shipwrecked on a remote tropical island full of cannibals (not ghey cannibals, normal ones, if cannibalism can be considered normal in any way). The chief decides to cut the crap and makes the three an offer:

Chief: "Since you are going to be eaten by us eventually, I suggest you all kill yourself to spare yourself the agony of being cooked alive so we may feast upon your meat and use your skin to make ourselves a boat."

MJ decides to do it the quick and easy way and blows his head off with a gun. Zarxrax hangs himself from a tree. When its Omni's turn, and asks the chief:

"Hey, do you have a fork?"
Chief "Sure." <gives him the fork> "Why?"
Omni: <proceeds to stab himself to death with a wooden fork>"'CAUSE YOU'RE SURE AS HELL NOT MAKING A FUCKING BOAT OUT OF MY SKIN FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!"

Toecutter · Post by **Toecutter** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 9:33 am

Okay, here's a short, effective joke:

Q: What's the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer?

A: The taste

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 9:47 am

WARNING: Cruel and insensitive joke follows

Q: What's the difference between a pile of aborted babies and a Cadilac.

A: I don't have a Cadilac in my garage.

Nemoxs · Post by **Nemoxs** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 11:08 pm

Q: Why does a chicken not wear pants?

A: Because his pecker is on his face

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 11:12 pm

Nemoxs wrote:Q: Why does a chicken not wear pants?

A: Because his pecker is on his face

lol :lol

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 12:08 am

jonmartensen wrote:WARNING: Cruel and insensitive joke follows

Q: What's the difference between a pile of aborted babies and a Cadilac.

A: I don't have a Cadilac in my garage.

oh really ... 2 can paly that game

1.
Q:whats the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?
A:You can't shuffle a truck loat of bowling balls with a ptich fork.

2.
Q.Whats the worst part of fucking a hairless pussy?
A.Putting the diaper back on.

/fin

OmniStrata · Post by **OmniStrata** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 1:21 am

I like dat one Chojin!

^_^

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Got any good jokes?

Uh yeah, women and covert operations...

Another Cannibal Joke

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