I fought the law...

Toecutter · Post by **Toecutter** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 7:38 pm

Let me guess, are we talking http://forums.christianity.com?

That's the one that kicked me out for my anti-Christian views.

Christians aren't worth your time, whether on a forum, IM, or in person. The only ones who believe in Christianity anymore are all the old folks who were brought up into it, the frosted flakes (white Christian teens/college students), and slack-jawwed red-necks/hillbillies. The converted teens/college students are the worst, because they have no regard for the right for others not to believe, and will do anything to bolster their fragile, low self-esteem by converting anyone who has no desire to live. They convert because of family problems, medical conditions, trouble coming out of the closet, or in the rare case, because they're just really fat chicks.

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 7:41 pm

You have that all wrong. And I honestly think you need to shut the hell up because what you're saying isn't going newhere.

klinky · Post by **klinky** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 7:43 pm

God is kinda like UFos and bigfoot to me...

I've yet to see it, but if I do I'll believe it. I am not closed minded, but nothing has really shown up to prove existance of any of the above.

:/

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 7:46 pm

God is evil. all christains are devil worshippers. and i'm the child incarnate of King Arthur.

/end

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 7:51 pm

I love Lyrs

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LYRS NUTRITIONAL VALUE

VITAMINS
µg/100 g
Vitamin A
2
Vitamin D
2.2
Vitamin B12
1

mg/100g
Vitamin E
0.7
Thiamine
0.05
Riboflavin
0.10
Niacin
1.9
Pantothenic acid
0.3
Pyridoxine
0.1

AMINO ACIDS
g/100g
Aspartic acid (ASP)
1.3
Threonine (Thr)
0.7
Serine (Ser)
0.7
Glutamic acid (Glu)
2.6
Proline (Pro)
0.5
Glycine (Gly)
0.7
Alanine (Ala)
1.0
Valine (Val)
0.8
Methionine (Met)
0.5
Isoleucine (Ile)
0.7
Leucine (Leu)
1.3
Tyrosine (Tyr)
0.6
Phenylalanine (Phe)
0.8
Lysine (Lys)
1.3
Histidine (His)
0.4
Arginine (Arg)
1.0
Tryptophan (Trp)
0.2

MINERALS AND
TRACE ELEMENTS
mg/100 g
Sodium (Na)
65
Potassium (K)
385
Calcium (Ca)
8
Iron (Fe)
0.1
Selenium (Se)
0.03
Zinc (Zn)
0.3
Manganese (Mn)
<0.05
Magnesium (Mg)
23
Phosphorus (P)
220
Copper (Cu)
<0.06
Cholesterol
40

FATTY ACIDS
%
14:0
0.8
16:0
19.1
16:1*
1.0
18:0
4.4
18:1*
7.8
18:2 omega 6
0.8
18:3 omega 3
0.3
18:4 omega 3
0.3
20:1*
1.6
20:4 omega 3
0.4
20:4 omega 6
2.3
20:5 omega 3
11.6
22:1*
0.2
22:5 omega 3
1.5
22:6 omega 3
45.1

Total saturated
24.9
Total mono-unsaturated
11.2
Total omega 3
59.2
Total omega 6
3.2
g omega 3/100g
0.1

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Therefore,
Lyrs can also be a wholesome nutritional experience.

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And, if God is dead, what am I?

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 7:54 pm

A vegetable.

Don't worry, I'll push you around in that wheel chair.

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 7:58 pm

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 8:00 pm

Dude, i'm so gonna eat myself for dinner!

TheRealNeoHentaiMaster · Post by **TheRealNeoHentaiMaster** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 8:33 pm

Wow...what a bunch of stupid fucking children we have here.....OOOOHH LOOK AT ME I FUCKED WITH A CHRISTIAN IM SO COOL AND HARD CORE HEHEHEHE.......stupid immature loser....grow up.

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 8:42 pm

Hey, I don't want to try to sound cool or nething, but I'm trying to make fun of you because you think you're cool. Everyone knoooows fucking with "christians" is cool.

You're so fucking cool.