Either way he's a fuckin' loser.
Reasons why :
#1: Plays for Lakers
#2: Rapist
#3: Adulterer
#1 :
The Lakers blow ass. They totally suck. The gay duo Shaq & Kobe are lame assfucks who can't really play. Shaq just sits his big fat ass in front of the rim and waits for a pass then he lifts his fatty arms up and slips the ball in the basket. Now they've had two more homos, Malone & Payton. They'll be to busy in the locker room before games to even come out and play the game. When they do, their hands will be covered in KY Jelly and the ball will slip out of their hands.
None of the above as to do with the Lakers beating the Blazers in the 2000 Western Conference Finals, which was a poorly refed game >_>.
#2: He's a dumbass. Only dumb people rape people. Bad, bad kobe. If the woman doesn't want your dick, she doesn't want it. Just because you take large wads of cash up teh ass from Phil Knight and you can deep throat a Sprite bottle, doesn't mean you can go rape people. Sheesh.
#3: He's got a beeeautiful wife and he has a kid and he's MARRIED. Hmmm. Kobe is now the ultimate asshole and dumbass. I hope she leaves him. If she doesn't she gives el marriage a bad name. In fact ":O sheesh. Is there any point to marriage if you're gonna go fuck someone else. Yeah, real smooth Kobe. She should leave. Especially if he's convicted of el Rape. She has good reason and could easily get 50/50 of his assets. Then come to me ^_^ and she can be my honeybunny ^_^ mm hmmm. But I bet she's gonna do one of those "Stand By your Man" trips which may not be a bad idea since she can reap the money'z from the book she'll most obviously right when she finally does leave him and then sue him for the 50/50. This whole thing is really in her favor.
Of course she lost out on love. But Kobe is so lame, who could ever love him. :\
Vanessa says "Dats rite bitch you cry you fuckin dick dipper"
