God can work in mysterious ways.... they hope.

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:12 pm

http://robots.cnn.com/2003/LAW/07/15/ro ... index.html

Generally I don't care about religion, but this guy is dumb so I had to post this. Ok he wants people to pray so that god can removes three justices from the Supreme Court. He is apparently against a vote that has

"opened the door to homosexual marriage, bigamy, legalized prostitution and even incest."

Well anyway I just thought he is a dumb fuck.

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:14 pm

You don't watch the news or Daily Show, huh? They were reeming that guy last night.

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:16 pm

Roke wrote:You don't watch the news or Daily Show, huh? They were reeming that guy last night.

I watch the daily show. I posted it for people who don't watch tv or something like that.

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 9:00 pm

Pat Robertson of "700 Club" fame? I had a dream about him this morning.

He was talking about these things called DAMs, which looked like equipment you'd find in an electrical substation. I wanted to know what DAMs were for, and all of a sudden I'm in a fenced in area with a bunch of them and Ron Jeremy (!) explained them to me as we ate fast food breakfast sandwiches.

Apparently, these DAMs were used to collect anti-matter particles. The anti-matter particles were needed to fuel a spaceship, and they needed over nine million pounds of anti-matter ("Nine million for fuel, plus extra for the initial acceleration and final braking"). He explained it really well, too, all scientific and matter of fact like. He was also decently dressed, which helped.

Then my dream ended. Any clues as to what it all means?

And yes, that was a true dream.

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 9:05 pm

Micky D's brainwashed you into craving a Mc Shitle breakfast sandwich, and you super ego (Ron) along with your Id (Pat) were trying to stop the brainwashing from taking hold.

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 9:08 pm

And the DAMs?

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 9:14 pm

The antimatter represents the yerning for sex. The rocket your phalis. And the DAMs represent the major factor preventing said sex.

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 9:46 pm

But how, if the DAMs are collecting anti-matter? Doesn't it just increase the yearning?

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:10 pm

kthulhu wrote:But how, if the DAMs are collecting anti-matter? Doesn't it just increase the yearning?

Not necessairly. The anti-matter collection could show your sexual tension rising. Or something to that effect. [/stupidness]

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 11:11 pm

I'm sure ANDASPP would agree with that one, Jon.