OmnipotentOlmec: THE SPICELESS ONE
OmnipotentOlmec: TELL OLMEC
IAmHitori: who the..?
OmnipotentOlmec: IS IT GOOD THE WAY THINGS WORK OUT FOR YOU?
IAmHitori: OLMEC GOD... O_o
OmnipotentOlmec: AHA, SO YOU HAVE HEARD THE WISENESS OF THE ONES WHO ARE BEING OLMEC WHO IS ONLY ONE PERSON WHICH MEANS YOU ARE LYING?
OmnipotentOlmec: IF THIS IS TRUE, IT'S TO THE VAULT OF SNAKES WITH YOU
OmnipotentOlmec: AND NOT THE GOOD SNAKES
IAmHitori: i'm lying my bed
IAmHitori: ^_^
OmnipotentOlmec: ARE THERE SNAKES?
OmnipotentOlmec: OLMEC CAN ARRANGE THAT.
IAmHitori: snakes.. no..
OmnipotentOlmec: IF YOU GET OLMEC'S DRIFT
OmnipotentOlmec: HUWAH HA HA
IAmHitori: *doesn't row my boat in that direction..
OmnipotentOlmec: WELL, IS YOUR BOAT MAKE OUT OF CASTANIAN BOARDS?
OmnipotentOlmec: IF NOT, OLMEC STRONGLY ADVISES NEW RIVERMATES
OmnipotentOlmec: AS THEY COULD TURN THE TIDE OF WAR
OmnipotentOlmec: SHALL WE SAY
OmnipotentOlmec: WARM
OmnipotentOlmec: AND FULL OF SCORPIONS!
IAmHitori: Oh yes.. tide of war scorpions oh wow
IAmHitori: never again
OmnipotentOlmec: OLMEC DEMANDS THAT YOU LIE ON YOUR BED
IAmHitori: i'm soo naked right now!! :-p
OmnipotentOlmec: OLMEC WOULD BECOME HARD TO YOU SAYING THAT, BUT SEEING AS HOW OLMEC IS A ROCK, HE SHALL BECOME MORE LIKE NIKELODEON'S GAK
OmnipotentOlmec: WHICH IS ON SALE FOR 2.99 AT YOUR LOCAL THRIFT STORE
OmnipotentOlmec: THAT'S IN MARKS, NOT DOLLARS YOU
OmnipotentOlmec: OLMEC JUST DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE MARK SYMBOL ON HIS MACK CHINE
IAmHitori: 2.99
IAmHitori: i've seen it for 1.50
IAmHitori: in marks
IAmHitori: *you got robbed
OmnipotentOlmec: WELL THEN, IT MUST BE THE TRANSFER RATE
IAmHitori: *puts clothes back on..
OmnipotentOlmec: OLMEC CANNOT BE ROBBED
OmnipotentOlmec: OLMEC IS A GOD
OmnipotentOlmec: HE PUSHES FILTHY HEATHENS AWAY WITH SUCH FORCE AS TO MAKE THEM BLIND AND KNOCK OFF ALL THEIR CLOTHING
IAmHitori: CEMLO SI A DOG
IAmHitori: but mine is still on.. so you suck as a god
IAmHitori:
OmnipotentOlmec: OLMEC TAKES THE SUNGLASS-WEARING SMILEY FACE AS A DIRECT THREAT AND WILL NOW EMIT FLAMING GUITAR STRINGS FROM HIS OH-SO-HAIRY CHEST
OmnipotentOlmec: HU HA!
OmnipotentOlmec: DO BATTLE ALMIGHTY CADAVERS
IAmHitori: oh god.. hair.. i hate hair...
OmnipotentOlmec: THEN YOU SHOULD BE ABLIGED TO WATCH ME, OLMEC, RIP IF FROM YOUR VERY CHEST
IAmHitori: i prefer women without chest hair...
IAmHitori: go away monkey
OmnipotentOlmec: THAT IS WHY YOU ARE NOT A GOD
OmnipotentOlmec: OLMEC IS A GOD, AND THUS PREFERS HAIR
OmnipotentOlmec: HAVE YE NOT HEARD OF 'ANGEL HAIR PASTA'?
OmnipotentOlmec: TIS A SIN IN THE EYES OF GOD
OmnipotentOlmec: WHO IS ME
IAmHitori: who is you? you are no god
OmnipotentOlmec: YOU DEFY GOD WITH YOUR WITCH BLADE OF CONDATIO!
OmnipotentOlmec: LET US DO COMBAT IN THE STYLE OF CLOUDS AND OTHER FRILY, GIRL LIKE OBJECTS
IAmHitori: Condito? at Saritos with the Chaquitos in quesadias?
OmnipotentOlmec: YOU SPEAK THE DEVIL'S TONGUE
OmnipotentOlmec: OUT FOUL DEMON!
IAmHitori: =P
IAmHitori: :-p:-p:-p:-p:-p:-p:-p:-p:-p:-p:-p
OmnipotentOlmec: OLMEC SHALL SMOTE THEE WITH POWERS THAT ARE NOT UNLIKE THE SPY KIDS FROM THE FANTASTIC HOLLYWOOD MOVIES
Session Start (AIM - IAmHitori:OmnipotentOlmec): Fri Jul 18 02:51:41 2003
OmnipotentOlmec: YE ARE A SLUTTY ONE!
IAmHitori: slots? i play slots
IAmHitori: good stuff
IAmHitori: *made a few bucks in Vegas
IAmHitori: ^_^
OmnipotentOlmec: DOES IAMHITORI WANT SNACKS FOR SUCH A FEET?
OmnipotentOlmec: OR SHALL OLMEC CONTINUE TO PRETEND HE GIVES A FARTISOU'S ASS
IAmHitori: *spent the money on some good hookers
OmnipotentOlmec: WHICH IS GOLDEN LIKE THE EMERALD ENCRUSTED DIAMOND LIONS IN OLMEC'S BATHROOM
IAmHitori: oh yes real good ones
OmnipotentOlmec: AH HA!
OmnipotentOlmec: IN THIS CASE, OLMEC WOULD'VE ALERTED THE POLICE, BUT SINCE HE IS A GOD, THERE IS NO NEED
OmnipotentOlmec: OLMEC WATCHES YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP
IAmHitori: *the hookers were friends of mine
IAmHitori: ^_^
OmnipotentOlmec: YOU HAVE WEIRD STUFF IN YOUR MOUTH
IAmHitori: wired stuff?
OmnipotentOlmec: THEY SAY IT IS PLAQUE, BUT DO NOT TRUST WITCH DOCTORS
IAmHitori: i wire stuff in my house
IAmHitori: i have a computer lan system
IAmHitori: very high tech
OmnipotentOlmec: AH YES
OmnipotentOlmec: THEY SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT YOU THEN
IAmHitori: it's already been done
OmnipotentOlmec: "HOME ALONE 12"
IAmHitori: it's called Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams
IAmHitori: watch it sometime
IAmHitori: good stuff
OmnipotentOlmec: BAH, YOU FLATTER YOURSELF
OmnipotentOlmec: WITH RAGIN' CAGIN' SAUCE
OmnipotentOlmec: THAT STUFF MAKES OLMEC'S EYES WATER
IAmHitori: :-p
OmnipotentOlmec: AND SEEING AS HOW OLMEC IS STONE
OmnipotentOlmec: SUCH THINGS ARE NOT BENEFICIAL TO OLMEC
IAmHitori: OLMEC i remember that name!! it was on that Nickelodeon show a while back
IAmHitori: you were cool back then.. what's happening to you now?
IAmHitori: hello?
OmnipotentOlmec: MID-LIFE CRISIS AND A BOX OF CAPN CRUNCH
IAmHitori: you there?
IAmHitori: oh..
IAmHitori: sounds.. bad..
IAmHitori: *stupid rocks... they get old quick..
OmnipotentOlmec: OH
OmnipotentOlmec: YOU SHOULD SEE HOW SEX WORKS WHEN YOU'RE 102048897892737894
OmnipotentOlmec: OLMEC'S DICK BROKE OFF AT 1902384890
OmnipotentOlmec: ON THE NIGHT OF CHRISTMAS, NO DOUBT
IAmHitori: that sucks hard.. LOL
OmnipotentOlmec: OLMEC COPED HOWEVER, HE JUST GROUND IT UP AND PUT IT IN SOME YOUNG CHILD'S ENLARGED SOCK
OmnipotentOlmec: BECAUSE HE WAS A NAUGHTY LITTLE BASTARD
OmnipotentOlmec: SOLD OLMEC NIKELODEON GAK FOR 2.99
IAmHitori: no lump of coal?
IAmHitori: lol
IAmHitori: see.. you did get cheated
OmnipotentOlmec: WHAT'S WORSE
IAmHitori: you liar
IAmHitori: LOL
OmnipotentOlmec: OLMEC IS NOT A PIECE OF MEAT
IAmHitori: lol
IAmHitori: and this is coming from a big rock.. LOL
OmnipotentOlmec: HE DOES NOT LISTEN TO SHANAYA TWAIN IN HIS GARAGE WITH THREE HOT DOGS AND A GLASS OF MOUNTAIN DEW IN THE NEARBY LAWN CHAIR WHILE I'M TRYING TO FIX THE CARBORATOR ON THE PYTHON
IAmHitori: *sounds like billy joe next door
IAmHitori: that couldn't be...
IAmHitori: O_o
OmnipotentOlmec: OLMEC HAS TO GO
IAmHitori: tha'ts you Olmec?
IAmHitori: woah
OmnipotentOlmec: NO
IAmHitori: oh and god has to leave.. yeah sure...
OmnipotentOlmec: HE DOES
IAmHitori: leave when you want.. because your god..
OmnipotentOlmec: HIS CHICKEN IS BURNING
IAmHitori: blah blah blah..
IAmHitori: never again
OmnipotentOlmec: OLMEC HAS NO TIME FOR THIS, THE SMOKE HAS REACHED HIS ROCK-HARD LUNGS
IAmHitori: you're a bad god for letting your cock burn
IAmHitori: LOL
OmnipotentOlmec: YOU LAUGH, YEST IT HAPPEN TO YOU
IAmHitori: oh man!! score!! LOL
OmnipotentOlmec: OR LEST
IAmHitori: LOL
OmnipotentOlmec: WHICHEVER SOUNDS GODLIER
IAmHitori: yest lest!! LOL
OmnipotentOlmec: DON'T LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW EITHER
IAmHitori: There's nothing out my window
IAmHitori: LOL
IAmHitori: i have no windows in this room
OmnipotentOlmec: THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T LOOK
OmnipotentOlmec: AHA!
IAmHitori: ?
OmnipotentOlmec: SLUTTARY!
IAmHitori: shouldn't you get your cock off the fire?
IAmHitori: LOL
OmnipotentOlmec: OLMEC'S COCK IS GODLY
OmnipotentOlmec: AND MADE OF ROCK
OmnipotentOlmec: SO DON'T PISS HIM OFF
OmnipotentOlmec: OR HE'LL THROW IT AT YOU
IAmHitori: and you said it fell apart.. LOL
OmnipotentOlmec: IT COMES BACK LIKE A FRISBEE
IAmHitori: frisbees don't come back... stupid
OmnipotentOlmec: OLMEC IS SORRY
OmnipotentOlmec: HE MEANT AN AUSTRALIA
IAmHitori: Boomerang?
IAmHitori: LOL
IAmHitori: all mighty olmec has no cock and tries to throw things at you like a frisbee.. oh and did you see his burning cock filling his stone lungs with smoke?
IAmHitori: LOL
IAmHitori: oh what? what happened to the all might olmec dog?
IAmHitori: O_o
IAmHitori: LOL
IAmHitori: what? had to put your cock out? couldn't stand the heat?
IAmHitori: LOL
OmnipotentOlmec: YE LAUGH ALOT AT YESELF
OmnipotentOlmec: OLMEC IS SUPRISED THAT YE IS STILL TALKING
IAmHitori: *got me worried there olmec.. i thought you had problems putting it out
IAmHitori: I soo have to post this convo Kamoc!!
IAmHitori: funny stuff!!
