Got any good jokes?

OmniStrata · Post by **OmniStrata** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:02 am

AV2JA: it's punishment time..
IAmHitori: oh yes!! lol
MexicanJunior: or is it?
AV2JA: Morning comes...
MexicanJunior: /me posts
IAmHitori: *i grabbed the 2 month old stuff
AV2JA: The farmer chases the 3 scandolous evil people onto his yard...
AV2JA: beyond is a deep forest...
MexicanJunior: it's too late
MexicanJunior: i posted
MexicanJunior: hahahaha
AV2JA: He pumps his shotgun and points it at 2JA, MJ, and Hitori...
IAmHitori: lol posted
AV2JA: the three go: 0_0
IAmHitori: O_o;
AV2JA: "OK YOU PUNKS" he says, GO INTO THAT FOREST AND FIND THREE FRUITS! YOU ALL GET THE SAME PUNISHMENT!
AV2JA: the three heroes run off...
AV2JA: the forest is too thick/deep to escape so they decide to return...
AV2JA: 2JA comes back first with a strawberry...
AV2JA: The farmer says: "same punishment for all of you, drop your pants, and stick that berry up ur arse!!"
MexicanJunior: wtf
MexicanJunior: dude
IAmHitori: lol
MexicanJunior: you have lost it
AV2JA: "ARE YOU OUTTA UR FUKIN' MIND?!" says 2JA, the farmer brandishes the gun...
AV2JA: fine fine... "OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" [me dies...]
MexicanJunior: worst ending ever
AV2JA: Hitori returns shortly after to see 2JA sprawled on the ground [yuck]
MexicanJunior: big fruit abuse
IAmHitori: nooo!!!
AV2JA: The farmer sees him holding a grape...
AV2JA: "SAME THING!" the farmer yells, "drop yo pants and jam that up ur arse!!!"
AV2JA: Hitori, who's too scared to think does it, but then, suddenly starts laughing...
IAmHitori: oh no... ;_;
MexicanJunior: where are you getting this from dude?
IAmHitori: *saw that coming.. >_< gah
AV2JA: The farmer says, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ARE YOU GAY?!?!"
MexicanJunior: are you watching fruit porn right now?
AV2JA: Hitori says "NO LOOK!" *points at MJ...
IAmHitori: *hes going to edit the this post..
IAmHitori: post it all man!!
MexicanJunior: i will
MexicanJunior: dont worry
AV2JA: The farmer's face goes pale as we see MJ running back with a watermelon ^_^
IAmHitori:

AV2JA:

AV2JA: LET ME EDIT THE POST!!!

MexicanJunior: well, i do like watermelons
MexicanJunior: so you win
AV2JA: LOL
MexicanJunior: :p

good stuffs ^_^

Hitori · Post by **Hitori** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:04 am

Oh wow...

OmniStrata · Post by **OmniStrata** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:06 am

Hitori wrote:Oh wow...

DUDE! That avatar was the look on your face when you jammed that grape!!??

j/k...

Jokes sure look neater in chat format I think...

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:08 am

Jesus.

The way that OMNI writes out the jokes in the chat is funny.

OmniStrata · Post by **OmniStrata** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:13 am

fyrtenheimer wrote:Jesus.

The way that OMNI writes out the jokes in the chat is funny.

I'd like to thank you guys for "volunteering"... ^_^
CHAT GAGS R0X0RS!!

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:17 am

WHAT KINDA FUCKEN CRAP IS THAT OMNI

(4:15:00 AM) You have just entered room "Chat 25851847450923212046."
OhMyBelldandy009 (4:15:05 AM): hahahahaha
(4:15:05 AM) IAmHitori has entered the room.
MissaRachel (4:15:08 AM): oh
OhMyBelldandy009 (4:15:09 AM): James!
IAmHitori (4:15:10 AM): nooooo...
IAmHitori (4:15:13 AM): hey!
MissaRachel (4:15:13 AM): that's hilarious
IAmHitori (4:15:14 AM): ^_^
AV2JA (4:15:14 AM): http://www.animemusicvideos.org/phpBB/v ... hp?t=17729
OhMyBelldandy009 (4:15:20 AM): Are you feeling better.
OhMyBelldandy009 (4:15:26 AM): ?
AV2JA (4:15:27 AM): ooookk...
AV2JA (4:15:32 AM): you 3 are now my victims... ^_^
IAmHitori (4:15:33 AM): yes i'm alright
MissaRachel (4:15:36 AM): I WILL NOT BE IN A ROOM WHERE THERE IS A 9 YR OLD SLUT
IAmHitori (4:15:37 AM): doh.. >_<
OhMyBelldandy009 (4:15:37 AM): ^_^

OmniStrata · Post by **OmniStrata** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:31 am

NEW VICTIMS! ^_^

AV2JA: ok, let's get this thing off the right way...

AV2JA: MissaRachel rides into America from Mexico carrying 4 heavy sandbags...
IAmHitori: ...
MissaRachel: :OOOOOOOOOOOOO
MissaRachel: im not mexican, im cuban
AV2JA: the border patrol sees her and stops her thinking she's smuggling something...
AV2JA: MissaRachel says, "I'm not smuggling anything see?" *shows the officers sandbags full of only sand...*
AV2JA: hmm...
AV2JA: *the officers think hard...
AV2JA: "She's no harm" MissRachel then goes off to America...
AV2JA: In 2 hours, she runs back past the border patrol with nothing...
AV2JA: *they're curious, but let her run...
AV2JA: Hitori's up... Same scenario, he's got 6 sandbags this time and a bicycle...
MissaRachel: why does that bastard get a bike
AV2JA: *the guards notice him and think he's smuggling something in the bags....
AV2JA: "It's just sand sirs" says the humble Hitori...
IAmHitori: oh wow bike.. never again
AV2JA: *The officers check the bag... Nothing but sand... 6 bags of sand..
AV2JA: though confused, they let him go...
AV2JA: within 2 hours, he runs back empty handed, just like MissaRachel...
AV2JA: *again, they ignore him...
AV2JA: Now... 2JA bikes up with 12 bags of sand... [he's huffing and puffing nearly dead tired...]
IAmHitori: *i really do have a motive.. *lol*
AV2JA: They grab him from the bike and slam him to the ground and furiously tear open the bags...
AV2JA: "OW!"
AV2JA: WTF is going on?! Why so many bags?! WHAT ARE YOU SMUGGLING/!
MissaRachel: ROFL
MissaRachel: U GOT BUSTED
AV2JA: 2JA answers painfully, "IT'S JUST SAND MAN SAND!!!" /me cries
MissaRachel: awww
IAmHitori: dude.. it's crack..e.rrr.... sand
AV2JA: The officers see that it's 12 bags of sand...
AV2JA: 2JA rides off barely moving with his horrendous load...
IAmHitori: omg load.. never again
AV2JA: within 2 hours, same scene, 2JA is running back empty handed..
AV2JA: past the border patrol
AV2JA: and back into mexico...
IAmHitori: i'd set landmines if i were those guys..
IAmHitori: lol
IAmHitori: *see how far you get with those sand bags..
AV2JA: within 3 days, 2JA, MissaRachel, and Hitori are seen each riding with huge numbers of sandbags...
IAmHitori: lol
AV2JA: they ride past the officers in formation, *the officers ignore them...
IAmHitori: oh wow
AV2JA: 2 hours later, the trio are running back on foot, again empty handed...
IAmHitori: that skilled..
IAmHitori: in formation
IAmHitori: lol
AV2JA: One of the officers stops 2JA... and whispers,
AV2JA: "Hey dude, I know you're hiding something... I won't tell, trust me..."
AV2JA: "U sure?" says 2JA?
MissaRachel: haha
MissaRachel: what a lying bastard
AV2JA: "yeah... I won't tell..."
IAmHitori: *bang*
MissaRachel: soap opera
AV2JA: 2JA shakes his head...
AV2JA: The officer immediately calls for back up and 2JA is hauled off infront of Hitori and MissaRachel...
AV2JA: "NNNOOOOOOOO"
MissaRachel: =\
AV2JA: In jail, the officer's threaten to kill 2JA by firing squad if Hitori and MissaRAchel don't confess...
AV2JA: "WHAT WERE YOU SMUGGLING IN THOSE SAND BAGS!?!"
AV2JA: "nothing cries MissaRachel, it's just sand!!"
IAmHitori: *me nuts* *BANG*
MissaRachel: SAUCY
IAmHitori:

AV2JA: Hitori says, "it's fine, I'll tell.." 0_0 goes the other two heroes....
MissaRachel: wtf
MissaRachel: you pussy
AV2JA: Sir, you don't have to torture him or kill him, or us for that matter, we were only smuggling bicycles... ;_; DON'T KILL HIM!!!
IAmHitori: is it better to be a pussy or plain nuts?
AV2JA: /me writes this down...

MissaRachel: plain nuts
IAmHitori: oh yes! LOL
MissaRachel: smuggling bikes
MissaRachel: hmm
IAmHitori: without.. seats? >_-
AV2JA: that never crossed ur mind did it? ^_^
MissaRachel: hell no
MissaRachel: jesus

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:39 am

SAUCY

OmniStrata · Post by **OmniStrata** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:47 am

Too sleepy, will come up with more stuff in the morning...

EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:50 am

terrible...
none of these jokes result in hitori's death....