Got any good jokes?

OmniStrata · Post by **OmniStrata** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:23 am

You know, the ones that make you go...

WITHOUT MAKING other people go...

Go ahead shoot...

[I've got some but I'm going to need some volunteers...

]

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:28 am

Alright, ok ok ok ok

I have a joke.

Maximo · Post by **Maximo** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:36 am

ok....

OmniStrata · Post by **OmniStrata** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:38 am

AV2JA: So, there were these 3 travelers whose car ran outta gas...
AV2JA: they had to stay in a barn, they were, 2JA, Hitori, and ErMaC...
IAmHitori: ...
AV2JA: overnight, the barn caught on fire and the 3 heros were trapped... 0_0
IAmHitori: barn..
AV2JA: no where else the farmer would let them stay...
IAmHitori: oh god... trapped
AV2JA: no way out but the 2nd story window...
IAmHitori: ...
AV2JA: into...
IAmHitori: -_-
AV2JA: a pile of recyled manure/fertilizer...
AV2JA: 2JA says, it may smell, but I can bathe later!! *me jumps...
IAmHitori: *thought so..
AV2JA: and lands...
AV2JA: up to his chest in the crap *cries...
IAmHitori: ;_;
AV2JA: Hitori says, YOU NEXT! and pushes ErMaC when he wasn't looking...
IAmHitori: *would never do something like that to ermac..
IAmHitori: lol
AV2JA: he lands in it up to his waist AAAAAWWWWWW
AV2JA: OK, I'm last, Hitori thinks and JUMPS!
AV2JA: and lands...
IAmHitori: *ouch
AV2JA: only up to his ankles!! [whew]
AV2JA: does that sound good?
IAmHitori: *has no ankels.. *dies
IAmHitori: lol
IAmHitori: funny
AV2JA: there's one problem though...
AV2JA: Hitori jumped headfirst... XD
IAmHitori: *dies
IAmHitori: lol
IAmHitori: *saw that coming

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:41 am

That was cute.

Hitori · Post by **Hitori** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:43 am

Doh...

but funny!!

mexicanjunior · Post by **mexicanjunior** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:55 am

AV2JA: Hitori, MJ, and 2JA where on a road trip but the car runs outta gas...
AV2JA: So, the nearest help is the Farmer's house...
MexicanJunior: ok....
MexicanJunior: did she have 3 daughters?
AV2JA: He says, you 3 can stay here IF you don't steal my food...
AV2JA: lol...
AV2JA: let me finish
IAmHitori: lol
IAmHitori:

AV2JA: Hitori, MJ, and 2JA are STARVING...

MexicanJunior: so they sex up the daughters?
AV2JA: no daughters :p
MexicanJunior: ok, we are starving....
AV2JA: "Who wants to go first?" says 2JA...
IAmHitori: but i don't eat things like that.. i'm not that kind of person..
AV2JA: *2JA and MJ look at Hitori...
MexicanJunior: eat what?
AV2JA: 0_0
MexicanJunior: /me pulls down pants
IAmHitori: sure.. i'll take a stab at the thing..

MexicanJunior: wow
AV2JA: So, Hitori is run, runs downstairs, and steals food from the fridge, runs back up...
AV2JA: steps on a loose stair *creak
AV2JA: the farmer jumps up and says "WTF WAS THAT?!"
AV2JA: Hitori says, "MEOW..."
AV2JA: the farmer goes back to sleep on his bed...
IAmHitori: *snicker*
AV2JA: 2JA says... "ok, looks like I'm next..."
AV2JA: runs down the stairs [almost falls], steals food... Runs back up the stairs, same loose stair and *CREAK...
MexicanJunior: maybe they should get that creak fixed
AV2JA: The farmer jumps outta bed and says "WHO THE HECK DID THAT?!"
MexicanJunior: this house seems really unstable
AV2JA: 2JA says "MEOW..."
MexicanJunior: when do the daughters show up?
AV2JA: "Fukin' cat..." and the farmer falls asleep...
IAmHitori: *gonna fall apart!! aahahahhaah run!!
AV2JA: "the daughters' is a more "x version" of the joke"
MexicanJunior: x....
AV2JA: ok...
MexicanJunior: gonna give it to us?
AV2JA: MJ is last [he's DYING![
IAmHitori: gon give it to ya
MexicanJunior: what??!?!?!
AV2JA: He flies down the stairs like a Bat out of Hell and empties the fridge...
MexicanJunior: revolving 9!
MexicanJunior: ryo.it presents!
AV2JA: He runs up the stairs and again, same stair... *CREAK
MexicanJunior: exploding death star!
IAmHitori: LOL
AV2JA: The farmer jumps up and says "NOW WTF WAS THAT?!?!"
MexicanJunior: omg!
AV2JA: MJ says, "It's me the cat..." ^_^
MexicanJunior: it was X!
IAmHitori: lol
MexicanJunior: X gave it to the stairs!
IAmHitori: it was X the Cat! LOL
MexicanJunior: lol!
AV2JA: hang on hang on [me remembers to edit this long ass chat]
MexicanJunior: best joke ver!
AV2JA: It's not done dude
AV2JA: it's punishment time..
IAmHitori: oh yes!! lol
MexicanJunior: or is it?
AV2JA: Morning comes...
MexicanJunior: /me posts

TheRealNeoHentaiMaster · Post by **TheRealNeoHentaiMaster** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:56 am

YOUR LIFE!!

WHAHAHAHAHAHA...Im sorry

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:59 am

MexicanJunior: X gave it to the stairs!

rofl rofl

Hitori · Post by **Hitori** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:00 am

LOL!!!!