Best Slayers Quotes

Moonlight Soldier · Post by **Moonlight Soldier** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 9:26 pm

Since Slayers is filled with hilarious quotes...and because i can... here's my top three favourite ones...

3) Gourry: So... What is this "Book of Xoana," anyways?
Lina: AAAAAH!! How many times do I have to explain to you, yogurt for brains?!?
Gourry: *opens head* Wanna taste?

2) Martina: Oh, my fiancé, Gourry! Watch as I kill Lina!
Zel: When did this happen?!
Amelia: Yeah! When?!
Gourry: I honestly don't know what she's talking about!
Lina: Your fiancé?! Who decided this and when?!
Martina: Ah ha ha ha ha ha! That's for me to know! I decided it yesterday!
Gourry: Can I ask one question? What's a "fiancé?" Is it a pickle? Is it sour? Salty? Tastes good?

And my number one fav from Slayers Premium...

1) Octopus Leader: Right now the Octopus Sorcerer is eating
...Tremble later!! *<----absolutely adore that*

Slayers1010...i await your comments...

And the rest of you can add too LOL

dwchang · Post by **dwchang** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 2:36 pm

I don't know the line exactly, but it was basically:

Slayers
Gourry: I'm looking for the girl in this picture.
Townsperson: I don't know any monsters.

The picture was pretty badly drawn and makes Lina look pretty evil.

Anlushac11 · Post by **Anlushac11** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 3:13 pm

Town Elder: "We have need of the infamous bandit killer and Dragon Spooker Lina Inverse

Gourry:"You're famous arent you?"

Lina: "Hold on, Bandit Killer I can understand, but why Dragon Spooker?"

Town Elder: "Its short for Dragons Step Over Out Of Clear Revulsion"

Very angry Lina: "SAY WHAT?!?!"

Town Elder:"I didnt make it up, I heard it from other people, I swear"

And the second is where a bunch of highwaymen who got their butts kicked by Lina hire Nagha to take them out. The Highwaymen confront Lina at a Seafood shop where she is eating and tell her they have hired someone to take her out. The person is Ngha.

While is going on about how she is so great and how she is going to defeat Lina, Lina utters one word casually..."fireball" and Nagha is consumed and complains Lina isnt very nice.

slayers1010 · Post by **slayers1010** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 12:27 am

Hmmm a slayer challenge. Well Moonlight Soldier, top this segment.

Line: see.

Gourry: you completely lost your powers.

Line: probably won’t be able to case anything beyond a light spell for the next 2 or 3 days.

Gourry: O…that time of the month.

Line: Lets not talk about this!

Gourry: it’s the time of the month girls don’t want to talk about. When all the prestige’s and sorceress start loosing all of there power.

Line: How doe a guy with the brain of a jellyfish know about that time of the month?

Gourry: well I may not know everything but I know some stuff

Line: Well when I have a minute you can tell me everything you know but right now tell me how you know about this.

Gourry: I don’t know what you’re getting so excited about? When I was a kid there was a women near by that would tell fortunes. On some day of the month she had to close here shop. When I asked her why she did it, she told me “It was that time of the month.” What does that time ….of the month mean something special?

Line: YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW!?!?!?!

Moonlight Soldier · Post by **Moonlight Soldier** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 10:26 am

Looks above... heh i remember that...good ol' Gourry...

How about this...it might not be the best quote but it was absolutely hilarious and unexpected from Lina....

Lina: AH! SLUGS! *runs around crazily* GET IT OFF ME!! GET IT OFF ME! *hugs Gourry* I can't do it! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't deal with slugs! I just can't! GIVE ME SOME SALT, PLEASE! *wailing* Daddy! Mommy! Sis! I hate slugs! I hate slugs! I hate slugs!
Gourry: Lina! Let go!
Lina: Are the slugs all gone?

Or even this one:

Lina: When you run into a wall... applying some force to it...
Amelia: Justice Shoulder Attack!!
Lina: Is NOT what you want to do.
Gourry: Hey! Are you okay?
Amelia: Yes... only because I could cast a levitation spell fast enough but... LINA-SAN!
Lina: ...That's why I said not to push on it...
Lina: As we go into the middle hallway, there's a button on the right wall...
Gourry: Found it!
Lina: Do not push this.
Gourry: I just did.
Lina: On the right wall, you'll see another button.
Gourry: Which I won't push.
Lina: Do not walk past without pushing it.
Gourry: I just walked past it...
*A bunch of boulders fall on top of Gourry*
Lina: Would you WAIT till I finish reading before doing anything?!
Gourry: NOW you tell me...

OmniStrata · Post by **OmniStrata** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 12:13 pm

Let's see you top this quote...

"AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" - anyone and everyone from any Slayers ep...

ah hah!!!

slayers1010 · Post by **slayers1010** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:03 pm

Omnistata, you’re not even trying. This is some serious stuff here were discussion here.
Soldier. I will get back on top in a few hours. There is a quote I know but cant remember what the exact quote is. Searching though 3 sessions and 3 septet movies will take a bit, but just you wait. The battle is on gerrrrrrr

Moonlight Soldier · Post by **Moonlight Soldier** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:05 pm

Lookin' forward to it...

Yoshime-chan · Post by **Yoshime-chan** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 3:57 pm

This one was from the japanese version... there was some bandit guy, and he saw Lina, and this is what he said:

"age: 15 or 16, quick tongue, even quicker hands, breasts: practically none... YES! THAT'S LINA THE BANDIT KILLER!"

LOL!! I'm sorry if it's not exactly what he said... but it's the basic gist, and i LOVE it!!! i almost died laughing when i heard that!!

~~ Yoshime-chan ~~

Moonlight Soldier · Post by **Moonlight Soldier** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 4:00 pm

Some Bandit i think...: Little Girl Little Breasts scares a dragon from its nest...