10 reasons why I'm the best person ever

MrScribble · Post by **MrScribble** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 9:46 am

1.) I'm Dutch, Dutch people kick ass by default

2.) I've got really weird hair. Not as in weird hairdo, but just weird. It'll stick in any form I mold it in. Perhaps I should try shampoo instead of wax.

3.) I like pants.

4.) I like the color white. Everyone knows white is for heavenly beings, thus I am heavenly. I request from now on people call me "Mister Scribble the White".

5.) there is no reason 5

6.) I know how to cook eggs in less than 1 minute. If you put salts into water, you raise the potential water temperature above 100 degrees celsius. If you add enough salts, you can cook eggs in less than a minute. They will taste like shit though.

7.) I don't make AMV's. therefor none of my AMV's suck.

8.) My friends won't let me into their house ever since "the cooking eggs in less than 1 minute" incident. They say I'm too cool to see their new crappy furniture.

9.) I always eat my vegetables.

10.) I don't snore... I think.

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 11:59 am

1) I'm listening to Dutch radio, but I'm not Dutch. Listening to radio in languages you don't know makes you kick ass by default.

2) I have hair. Most of it is not washed regularly.

3) I don't like pants. No pants is better

4) I like color Black. Bible Black, however, is a different story.

5) Reason number 5 is discipline. Or something. I'm very disciplined. I guess that's why I waste my time typing this.

6) I know a guy who raises chickens for KFC and grows his own pot.

7) I make AMV's, which makes me feel superior in some way to those who don't.

8) My friend won't let me have any of his chickens or pot. Not that I mind...

9) I'm a meatatarian.

10) I talk in my sleep.

MrScribble · Post by **MrScribble** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 12:16 pm

I totally agree on the discipline thing, it's like a basic rule that's why I didn't list it.

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 12:27 pm

Oh, and I wasn't lying on number 1), either - Radio 4 is playing Sergei Prokofiev's music now, and tomorrow they're playing symphonic versions of Robert Fripp's work 8)

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 1:01 pm

MrScribble wrote:1.) I'm Dutch, Dutch people kick ass by default

2.) I've got really weird hair. Not as in weird hairdo, but just weird. It'll stick in any form I mold it in. Perhaps I should try shampoo instead of wax.

3.) I like pants.

5.) there is no reason 5

6.) I know how to cook eggs in less than 1 minute. If you put salts into water, you raise the potential water temperature above 100 degrees celsius. If you add enough salts, you can cook eggs in less than a minute. They will taste like shit though.

7.) I don't make AMV's. therefor none of my AMV's suck.

10.) I don't snore... I think.

I am compatable with 7 of those. WOOT THE DUTCH DO ROCK! Whats your last name? Is it dutch?

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 1:01 pm

Well, i can at least say Dutch food is pretty good.

/end

EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 1:06 pm

The Dutch and their Hobbies:
Brought to you by EC

FIREHOSE EATING

ANIMAL COSPLAY

TENNIS

MrScribble · Post by **MrScribble** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 1:07 pm

Lyrs wrote:Well, i can at least say Dutch food is pretty good.

/end

You obviously haven't tried my eggs.

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 1:07 pm

EarthCurrent wrote:The Dutch and their Hobbies:
Brought to you by EC

FIREHOSE EATING

ANIMAL COSPLAY

TENNIS

FUCK YOU! Dutch people rock. Go back to the west side of east ville in west africas east district.

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 1:08 pm

MrScribble wrote:
Lyrs wrote:Well, i can at least say Dutch food is pretty good.

/end
You obviously haven't tried my eggs.

Well, your eggs aren't in teh "classic dutch cook books," right?

/end

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