i love rap

Farlo · Post by **Farlo** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 1:20 am

I'd almost kinda f'gotten until emineml came on the toob again. Is dat de
colostomizin', crapnoid, no-talent, twitchilatin', fool-flappin',
tympanic-membrane-rapin', waste-o-wiring buncha human dandruff on parade or
WHUT?! Yo, I hate it. Let's grab 2 cats by the tail and slam 'em together
instead. It will sound better and rid us of two more cats as well.

*does the dance of the ignorant*

Farlo · Post by **Farlo** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 1:22 am

ok ill stop now...

Rozard · Post by **Rozard** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:15 am

HellBlazer: Them be some great pics

el_farlo: You hate Led Zeppelin?! Dude, massive negative points, dwchang style

Farlo · Post by **Farlo** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:19 am

Rozard wrote:el_farlo: You hate Led Zeppelin?! Dude, massive negative points, dwchang style

i hate led zepplin with a passion, *my view of them*good guitars, crap lyrics...

Deaths_ally · Post by **Deaths_ally** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:19 am

el_farlo wrote:Real music is defined as: not f^cking rap! Basically, I consider any music that isn't rap\pop\techno to be real music. Any music played with instruments is real music.

hehe... nice one

but my defention.....

anything that is rock/metal (with the exception of nu-metal)

and for the rest of you.. attack me all you want..
I'm not going to bother with another response here.. all I will say is...

RAP FUCKING SUCKS!!

now go get a goddamn life will ya! i'm outta here......

Rozard · Post by **Rozard** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:21 am

el_farlo wrote:
Rozard wrote:el_farlo: You hate Led Zeppelin?! Dude, massive negative points, dwchang style
i hate led zepplin with a passion, *my view of them*good guitars, crap lyrics...

The funny thing is, a lot of Led Zeppelin lyrics were actually ripped from an American blues singer whose name eludes me

I really like their lyrics, though.

Farlo · Post by **Farlo** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:26 am

i just never really found anything interesting about led zepplin...but i can listen to much classic ock all day...

last time really...i promise

top 10 reasons to hate rap...

1. It kills brain cells. Yeah, it is true that heavy metal kills more
brain cells than rap does, but metal kills the ones you don't use, rap
kills the ones you use (that's why rappers are so ignorant).

2. It makes you start wearin your clothes backwards. This is part of the
dead brain cell thing, but I thought I should mention it, as a warning

3. It slurs your speech real bad. This is bad enough, but on top of it, it
makes you think up your own, new words. That could come in handy I guess, but it kinda makes you look like a stupid asshole when it happens.

4. You start spending all your money on speakers for your car, and movie
soundtracks, such as Free Willie, The Lion King, and The Bodyguard. Ask
yourself: "Do I own the Bodyguard or White Men Can't Jump soundtracks?"

5. You are compelled to treat women like sluts and call them one of those
words you made up, maybe hoochie or beeyotch (don't ask).

6. You begin to worship corporate, selling-out rap "artists". You feel
like your life is a quest to get "Da Benjamins" just like Puffy and Ma$e.
Further, you will probably be compelled to believe that 2-Pop and the
Notorious F.A.T. are still alive, as well as any other rappers who may
have died by the time you read this.

7. You begin to feel that its necessary to spend $250 on a pair of shoes
to increase your "vertical", even though these shoes really dont do
anything for you and arent any better than $5 Buddies.

8. Jewelry.

9. You wear clothes that are approximately 15 sizes too large for you. A
good indication of this is whether or not three or more people can fit
into one leg of your pants. Another good indication is whether or not
people can see the bottom of your boxers above the top of your pants.

10. You just start to suck real bad

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:43 am

Can't we put all of this hate and anger behind us and recognize the common, true enemy, namely - CANDY KIDS?

PLUR my fist, motherfuckers!

FoolThemAll · Post by **FoolThemAll** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 9:58 am

Beautiful thread.

I *heart* el farlo.

Actually, there is one artist, Aesop Rock, that I've really gotten into. But the vast majority of rap is stuff I can't even casually get into. Even the supposedly great stuff like Dr. Dre, Wu-Tang, Tupac, ect. Heh, if only Cobain and Staley could put out albums as supernaturally as Tupac.

FirestormXIII · Post by **FirestormXIII** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 11:49 am

*Points to first part of sig*

That is all.