Crushes.

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Thu May 29, 2003 9:21 pm

EarthCurrent wrote: I'm going to hunt you down and hit you with a large blunt object...

...like a bookshelf...

Thats right, express your emotions. Its ok, i'll catch you if you fall.

KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Fri May 30, 2003 12:14 am

yuppa, the fact that you attempted to use my name in a topic that has anything even remotely linking to sexual orientation makes me... Horny as a mother fucker. C'MERE SO I CAN REAM YOU IN YOUR ASS! No, not really.

fyrt and gadoo are both incredibly hot and horny bitches, I'd bang either of em in the back of my '71 yellow VW Bug, and if that ain't romantic, then nothing is.

Bahamut God · Post by **Bahamut God** » Fri May 30, 2003 12:36 am

...LOL

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Fri May 30, 2003 12:38 am

I've never had a crush that lasted longer then 3 seonds.

my therapy for crushes:

if you have a crush, think of that person puking like crazy, see his/her nose running bulgars running out and his/her ears all crammed with ear wax, and if by the end of that you still realize taht you still having "love" feelings for him/her then you've found the person you'll marry for at least a year and then you get a divorce and realize that the sex wasn't great and the person really didn't clean out those ear wax.

and you'll also realize in teh same moment that masterbating isn't as good as a glass of milk.

/end

KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Fri May 30, 2003 12:46 am

lyrs, you're making my day.

chaoticstormbringer · Post by **chaoticstormbringer** » Fri May 30, 2003 5:25 am

Crushes... crushes... hmmm....
Who did I have a crush on....
well i once had an orange crush using my cousin Rianna's head as a coffee table

hmmmm wrong crush... lol

uhhhhm.... Sadly enough I don't have a crush on anybody...
well i once had a crush on a substitute teacher at one stage... red hair... fair complexion... and these big green eyes... i'll never forget eyes... heh. The best feature about anyone really, the eyes full of emotions and mystery. What is behind those eyes i wonder?
rocket scientist: the brain...
shut up you!

mmmm... subteacher-chan..

But yeah, I don't have a crush on any of you... so nobody needs to fear me

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Fri May 30, 2003 8:16 am

Lyrs wrote:I've never had a crush that lasted longer then 3 seonds.

my therapy for crushes:

if you have a crush, think of that person puking like crazy, see his/her nose running bulgars running out and his/her ears all crammed with ear wax, and if by the end of that you still realize taht you still having "love" feelings for him/her then you've found the person you'll marry for at least a year and then you get a divorce and realize that the sex wasn't great and the person really didn't clean out those ear wax.

and you'll also realize in teh same moment that masterbating isn't as good as a glass of milk.

/end

LMAO

DaggerDust26 · Post by **DaggerDust26** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 8:14 pm

crushes blah! i hate havign crushes i always end up thinking about them when my teacher bores me to death. otherwise i dotn ahve a crush on any of u, but a logn term crush(a crush thats lasted a whole freaking year) on this guy whos a fighter, i've actually sparred him myself(somehow he flew and hit the kitchen floor and i hit the wall in the living room...PAIN)

Kamoc · Post by **Kamoc** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 8:30 pm

well, it's a good thing you hate crushes then.

Tab. · Post by **Tab.** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 8:49 pm

theres this girl at school who looks like washu
she rocks

sortof :\

what am I talking about
I'M SUCH A MANWHORE