Holy Crap People.... Arachnophobics beware!

SS5_Majin_Bebi · Post by **SS5_Majin_Bebi** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 1:49 am

*spew*

I had one of those things in my LEG when I was a kid!! fuckin hell they hurt....*Huuurrrgh!! .....errrgh....*

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 2:07 am

They're just showing their love by predating on you without killing you.

Farlo · Post by **Farlo** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 2:39 am

oh no...a spider...ahhh???(detecting the sarcasm??)
i am more afraid of michael jackon

Farlo · Post by **Farlo** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 2:44 am

enjoy

the

spidery

flavor...

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:17 am

Noooo!

The fluffy spiders!!!

*INHUMANE*

theocide · Post by **theocide** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:19 am

my list of beasts that scare me senseless:
camel spider

walking stick

(oh look d00dz i gots this hideous mutant fucking twig on my arm!)

(ew they're sexxoring

kill them b4 they make more

)

can't bare to see any more...

i am adding that fucking huge crab spider. walking stick is definetly the worst. im going to take a shower now. after that im gonna shoot myself in the head.

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:59 am

Why the sticks? They're not slimy, and they're slow, so they can't crawl up your arm if you don't want 'em to...

SS5_Majin_Bebi · Post by **SS5_Majin_Bebi** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:14 am

fucking Goliath Stick Insects. Ever heard of them? They are an Australian bug, native I think. They can grow as large as your arm. No not your forearm, your ENTIRE ARM, HAND INCLUDED. They are HUGE. Had one hanging in the tree in our backyard once, if you irritate them, they hiss and flare their wings out. They are mostly green, but have crimson wings that are really thin under their green exterior. The wings are actually really pretty. But by FUCK are they startling. If one of them was crawlin up your arm, you'd be better off just fuckin lettin iot do what it wants and not interrupting it.

BTW, none of the above is a joke, I'll try to find a picture.

Ye gads, they are very much

the first time you see them.

Kracus · Post by **Kracus** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 6:33 am

I saw someone post this on another board over a week ago, it was funny. Just wonder how far that thing can jump.

Kracus · Post by **Kracus** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 6:40 am

"Goliath Stick Insects eat a lot of plants materials and they leave a lot of droppings. To avoid the predators notice them by their droppings, the insect has a very special way to handle it. At the rear end of the insects' abdomen, they have three large filaments. The middle filament holds the dropping when it comes out. The stick insects will flip their abdomen to throw their droppings a few meters away. "

"The Goliath Stick Insects are very large insects. They are the second largest stick insect in Australia. The largest insect in Australia is also a stick insects known as Titan Acrophylla titan, which is 250mm long but thinner than Goliath. "