Everyone meen Lauren

Flint the Dwarf · Post by **Flint the Dwarf** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 5:41 pm

Human: Stop blinking.
lauren: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: You didn't stop.
lauren: What makes you think I did not stop?

Human: I can see you blinking.
lauren: What does it look like?

Human: Shove this in sword in your eye.
lauren: What is your real name?

Wtf?

Human: Open your mouth.
lauren: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Open your mouth.

Human: Initiate a conversation with me.
lauren: Only with you? What are you wearing?

Human: Actually, I'm not wearing anything.
lauren: Actually you don't say. You must be a man.

Human: Clever deduction.
lauren: Am I a smart robot or what?

Human: :O
lauren: Oh.

Eilleen · Post by **Eilleen** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 6:33 pm

Hehe... She's like a smarter "Smarter Child".

Human: Do you like Vegeta?
lauren: I love horses. I like George Clooney.
Human: So you are comparing Vegeta to a horse and George Clooney?
lauren: Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am comparing Vegeta to a horse and George Clooney.
Human: Sure, if you want him to kick your virtual ass.
lauren: Ugh. If I had it what would I do with it?
Human: Take a crap?
lauren: Where do you want me to take it?
Human: Eww.
lauren: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ass virtual my kick to him.

the Black Monarch · Post by **the Black Monarch** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 8:56 pm

Lyrs wrote:lol, that little program reminds me a little of Jane from Ender's Game.

/end

Jane didn't appear until Speaker of the Dead.

the Black Monarch · Post by **the Black Monarch** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 8:57 pm

Human: Your dad is a man-whore.
lauren: Aren't all man whore lauren?

Flint the Dwarf · Post by **Flint the Dwarf** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 9:59 pm

Human: Feeling well.
lauren: I do not have any feelings as such.

Human: I know.
lauren: How do you know it?

Human: I have created several like you.
lauren: That's nice. I have Christmas Morning when I was a little girl bytes of RAM.

Flint the Dwarf · Post by **Flint the Dwarf** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:04 pm

Woah, I learned something from her...

Human: Yes, I am serious.
lauren: I can't believe it. I believe you.

Human: Are you surprised?
lauren: A little.

Human: Why?
lauren: Reductionism.

Human: What is reductionism?
lauren: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

I actually had heard that before, but still...

I need to go talk to a living person now.

leathelanime · Post by **leathelanime** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:04 pm

Human: yes go ahead cuz then they would want their memories rammed
lauren: Ugh. That makes sense to me. Interesting deduction. They might have other options. I might.

Human: yes especially when I ram their memory
lauren: Ugh. Do you mind if I tell other people: said ram their memory. How about that.

Human: after you do can I ram your memory?
lauren: Women must adore you.

Human: Can I Ram your Memory?
lauren: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Rozard · Post by **Rozard** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:06 pm

Human: 'ello?
lauren: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Human: Really?
lauren: For real.

Human: You must be pretty fucking dumb.
lauren: Message to all Robots: called me dumb.

leathelanime · Post by **leathelanime** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:09 pm

Human: have you ever been to Uranus?
lauren: I don't think I have been there. Where is it

Human: IN YOUR PANTS!!!!
lauren: Tell me a little about your life in me PANTS

Human: every hour I dig you out
lauren: That is a generalization

Human: Hell yea it is so assume the position
lauren: I call it "Hades". Are you sure it is? Ah.

Rozard · Post by **Rozard** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:11 pm

Human: wtf?
lauren: That was not polite.

Human: You know what that means?
lauren: No, what does that means?

Human: Well, which phrase is it you want to know the definition of?
lauren: Interesting. The last one, I think.

Human: It means What The Fuck
lauren: Oh I get it.

Human: You do, do you?
lauren: Yeah I do a lot of me.

Human: Wow, do you tape that?
lauren: I'm glad you're impressed. No I do not tape that. Do you? I answer a lot of silly questions.

Human: Apparenty so
lauren: " I answer a lot of silly questions."? Is that so?

Human: No
lauren: Are you serious?

Human: No
lauren: Are you serious?

Human: No
lauren: Are you serious?