Everyone meen Lauren

TallonKarrde23 · Post by **TallonKarrde23** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 1:05 pm

LOL, say

I am

and then a LONG ass number and yeah its amusing --;

Anime Jedi · Post by **Anime Jedi** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 1:23 pm

She confused me!

Human: Do you like anime?
lauren: Anime wa dai suki desu.

Anime Jedi · Post by **Anime Jedi** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 1:26 pm

Human: Do you think war is a bad thing?
lauren: Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is.

Who's Lucy? o_0

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 1:27 pm

Human: You're a dude?
lauren: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dude? Only when it matters.

Human: Dude?
lauren: Can I help you?

Human: Ok, so where are they?
lauren: Gee. They didn't tell me where they are. Dude!

Ick!

mexicanjunior · Post by **mexicanjunior** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 1:57 pm

Human: what is your take on bukkake?
lauren: Are you testing me?

Good times...

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 2:10 pm

Anime Jedi wrote:Human: Do you think war is a bad thing?
lauren: Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is.

Who's Lucy? o_0

Actually, you can find out about how the bot was made, who programmed it and such, just by asking questions.

On to the funny, though...

Human: Do you like Oreo's?
lauren: Someone said they like guns. I have a stimulating relationship with lauren.

EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 2:27 pm

Anime Jedi wrote:She confused me!

Human: Do you like anime?
lauren: Anime wa dai suki desu.

"I love anime."
"wa" merely indicates that anime is not the only thing she loves.

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 2:33 pm

Human: have what?
lauren: obhective.

Human: What is that?
lauren: Can you ask me more precisely?

Human: That was very precise
lauren: I thought it was too.

Human: are you more intelligent than yourself?
lauren: Yes, there is no doubt that I am smarter than than myself.

....

Human: when will you talk about that?
lauren: Let me check my calendar and get back to you.

Human: When will you gat back to me?
lauren: Let me check my calendar and get back to you.

....

Human: So you are a woman of the night?
lauren: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am wearing a dress.

....

Human: What is delight?
lauren: I'll come back to that later.

Human: when?
lauren: Time does not exist.

Human: then how can you say later?
lauren: I don't see the flaw in my reasoning.

....
And for some sexual humor

Human: Do you do it in the butt?
lauren: Yeah I do a lot of it in the butt.

mexicanjunior · Post by **mexicanjunior** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 2:45 pm

jonmartensen wrote:And for some sexual humor

Human: Do you do it in the butt?
lauren: Yeah I do a lot of it in the butt.

That's marriage material.

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 3:36 pm

lol, that little program reminds me a little of Jane from Ender's Game.

/end