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Post by PrincessVadena » Sun Apr 06, 2003 8:29 pm

You know i really don't care . Tough luck for you.
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Post by fyrtenheimer » Sun Apr 06, 2003 8:35 pm

kthulhu wrote:Satanism?

I fucked Satan in the ass and cummed on his face. Then made him suck my shit-encrusted dick a few times. Then I quite violently violated his anus, cumming several times in his bloody hole. Then I cut off his penis and made him suck it off. I also cut off his testicles and used them as a "ball gag", while I cut a slit in his back and fucked him near his spine. I came as his screaming reached its highest decibals, then slashed his abdominal area so his intestines, liver, and bladder fell out. I ripped off his arms and legs, and made sure each socket was well lubed with my semen. Several times.

Finally I made him suck me off again. He was in tears and pleading for the rest of his life. I just smiled and thrust harder. I pulled out and started to cut into his neck. I avoided the jugular, and began to fuck the bleeding mess I made out of his neck. I came a few more times, then started to thrust against his jugular. A few quick pelvic movements later, and I broke it. He started to bleed heavily, and I could see the life-color drain out of him. He was moaning "Help me God", when he stopped. I came one last time as he died. I took a snapshot of his mutilated corpse.

I collected my $50 from Jesus at the bus stop, and walked home, as I sobered up. Once in the door, I looked at the Polaroid and began to laugh.

That should kill this thread :oops:


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Post by Veldrin » Sun Apr 06, 2003 8:51 pm

kthulhu wrote:Satanism?

I fucked Satan in the ass and cummed on his face. Then made him suck my shit-encrusted dick a few times. Then I quite violently violated his anus, cumming several times in his bloody hole. Then I cut off his penis and made him suck it off. I also cut off his testicles and used them as a "ball gag", while I cut a slit in his back and fucked him near his spine. I came as his screaming reached its highest decibals, then slashed his abdominal area so his intestines, liver, and bladder fell out. I ripped off his arms and legs, and made sure each socket was well lubed with my semen. Several times.

Finally I made him suck me off again. He was in tears and pleading for the rest of his life. I just smiled and thrust harder. I pulled out and started to cut into his neck. I avoided the jugular, and began to fuck the bleeding mess I made out of his neck. I came a few more times, then started to thrust against his jugular. A few quick pelvic movements later, and I broke it. He started to bleed heavily, and I could see the life-color drain out of him. He was moaning "Help me God", when he stopped. I came one last time as he died. I took a snapshot of his mutilated corpse.

I collected my $50 from Jesus at the bus stop, and walked home, as I sobered up. Once in the door, I looked at the Polaroid and began to laugh.

That should kill this thread :oops:
I am sure theocide would be proud. BTW thats funny as hell.
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Post by KG » Mon Apr 07, 2003 1:08 am

KG wrote:i think that morality is simple the principal that "Everyone has the right to do whatever they want."

Tell me what thats from and Ill join your crusade against religion threads. :twisted:

wow...

no one knows it...

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Post by jonmartensen » Mon Apr 07, 2003 1:26 am

KG wrote:
KG wrote:i think that morality is simple the principal that "Everyone has the right to do whatever they want."

Tell me what thats from and Ill join your crusade against religion threads. :twisted:

wow...

no one knows it...

:shock:
Relativism 8)


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Post by Chaos Angel » Mon Apr 07, 2003 1:52 am

kthulhu wrote:A Whole Buncha Stuff
You now officially frighten me, Kthluhu.
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