Goos or bad sigs?

Cain T. Longshot · Post by **Cain T. Longshot** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 9:29 am

Which of these would make a good sig?

• People often say, “That’s a fine how-do-you-do,” when deep in their hearts they know it’s really only a fairly good how-do-you-do.

• You rarely see one oat all by itself.

• We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.

• I never worry about hell breaking loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.

• I hope no one ask me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out.

• I really don’t care if nuclear was as long as I can get some French fries.

• Whom does a male ladybug dance with?

• When people say “Clean as a whistle,” they forget that a whistle is full of spit.

• A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

• To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.

• A crumb is a great thing: If you break a crumb in half you don’t get half two half crumbs, you get two crumbs. Doesn’t that violate some law of physics?

• The reason the mainstream is though of as a stream is because of it’s shallowness.

• I read somewhere that for the average person fourteen farts a day are considered normal. Based on these figures, and judging from my own output, I have to assume there are millions of people who never fart at all.

• I never bite my nails; I consider it a health risk. Instead, I twist my nails off with pliers and burn away the excess tissue with a cigarette lighter.

• Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

• I have a very inexpensive security system. If someone breaks into my house, I run next door and throw a brick through my neighbor’s window. That sets off his alarm and when the police arrive I direct them to my house.

• The only hip thing left to do in America is to blow up a building. Believe me.

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 9:42 am

maybe you should make up ur own, LIKE I DID!

i dunno =\

Cain T. Longshot · Post by **Cain T. Longshot** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:21 am

I don't see that happening any time soon,I'm a lazy lazy man. I'm so lazy I jog in place on escalators just to show i'm excercising.

Ey, thanks for the input anyway. 8)

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:24 am

There once was a young girl named brite,
Who could travel much faster than light.
She left one day, in a courius way,
and returned the previous night.

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:31 am

:O

it's just a sig -_-

takes like 2 seconds to make up something:

"The reason why most women don't orgasm is because they're afraid of farting." (comedy central, damn David Allen Grier)

or

"My GF left me for a lesbian. Fucken cosplayers." (haha, im a goddess)

something to that effect

if you want us to choose one of the above, I would choose the

"I really don’t care if nuclear was as long as I can get some French fries."

though it's kind of lacking grammatical sense, i understand it and it's funny

So!! there u go

Declan_Vee · Post by **Declan_Vee** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:32 am

Use a different one each day... or not.
Anyhow originality does help, but meh...
[Bear44: Help What?]
Shut up! You're supposed to be unintelligible.
[Bear44: Grrrr ]

Summanaro · Post by **Summanaro** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:32 am

I made up my own =/.. cept for the help me remember thing, that was something from a prayer for the stressed, and I thought it was pretty funny.
And you need to decide on your own dood..

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:42 am

And it's not "I think I am, therefore I am...."

it's "I think, therefore I am.....I think "

This comes from Descartes breaking down of the system of thought and reason to get to a solid foundation that will always be there. The second to last step was doubting everything you can experience, because your senses can be fooled. But the mere fact that you are thinking can not be some artificial thing. Therefore, even if all that really existed of you was a brain floating in a jar being given sensory input, there is still a you. By no means can there not be a you, if you are thinking. Thusly he states "I think, therefore I am."

Cain T. Longshot · Post by **Cain T. Longshot** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:52 am

Thanx fyrt for pointing out the error. It was supposed to be "I don't care if nuclear war was going on just as i can get some french fries."

Damed typo....laugh at me will you?!*Charges the typo and attacks it mercilessly*

Kamoc · Post by **Kamoc** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 5:00 pm

i hate you.