I Wonder...
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Evian spelled backwards: NAIVE....
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags," and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," then what should we call the Tennessee Titans?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ... does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
There are three religious truths
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
Imponderables:
If you spin an Oriental person around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's whack?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone offers, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put in your two cents worth ... What happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
What does cheese say when having its picture taken?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians could be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered whether Chinese mothers use toothpicks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
You never really learn to swear properly until you learn to drive.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me. They're cramming for their final exam.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Sorry i just couldn't resist.
