Newbie T.T

Sylvie · Post by **Sylvie** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 11:13 am

Hello All new here ^.^ I've been reading alot but never thought about joining in till now Hello!

Deaths_ally · Post by **Deaths_ally** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 11:20 am

ahh a "customer"....

Welcome to the a-m-v.org n00b bar and grill, I'm Deaths_ally, Your Barman and chef for the evening,

Gan I get you a drink? and also, how would you like to be served for dinner? *sharpening armblades*

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 11:25 am

Cool, just like me, except that by the time I joined, I was no longer what you'd call a noob...
Here... these should keep the noob hunters at bay... for a little while...

tacooe · Post by **tacooe** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 11:30 am

hey

you won't need those bulky unnecessary pieces of shrapnel, the security in the kitchen is top notch, they're very effective if you try to run

Deaths_ally · Post by **Deaths_ally** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 11:34 am

your too late banana....

this one's mine!

*Grabs n00b* I was getting hungry....

*bites n00b's neck and starts to drink* ahh sooo nice...

*apon completion, gives body to ogre to store*

SilverOgre · Post by **SilverOgre** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 11:37 am

Banana, WTF?

Alright, you wanna play hardball noobwhich? Let's do it! *Ogre seperates and transforms*

You're lunch! One way or another you are MINE!!

tacooe · Post by **tacooe** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 11:43 am

each sold seperatly

SilverOgre · Post by **SilverOgre** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 11:49 am

Batteries not included.

tacooe · Post by **tacooe** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 12:05 pm

recommended for children over 8 and of course the classical message on the plastic packaging, to avoid suffocation do not place bag over head. Really, that strange and exotic solution to my suffocation problems never would have occured to me.

SilverOgre · Post by **SilverOgre** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 12:06 pm

*sees the dead n00b. Transforms back.* All that firepower gone to waste. Oh well, *picks up weapons given by Banana, puts them in storage. Throws the n00b in the freezer.*