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- Corran
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- Joined: Sun May 05, 2002 11:34 am
Kamoc wrote:while reading this topic, i looked at the vacant hole in my ceiling. when i did this, a spider jumped into my mouth and i began to cough profusely. quickly, i jumped to my feet and batted around the ceiling for the spider web that was dangling outside of my mouth, and when i hit it, the spider flung to the wall and glared at me, as if it was me who did something distasteful. i punched at it, but quickly missed as the spider jumped onto my keyboard. my hand hurt, so i quickly readied to squash it with one hand. it was under the 't' key, so i stabbed at it with my finger only to watch the little bastard fly to another key. this continued for several minutes, until i finally caught up with it at the 's' key. i looked at the dead spider, and then merely glanced at the screen. lo and behold, the spider made me type out a message on the screen which read:
"the irony is as thick as icecubes"
i then lost the ability to see in not one, but BOTH EYES.
LMAO