Who is going to watch Shaghai Knights Feb 7th???

Truest-Chaos · Post by **Truest-Chaos** » Mon Jan 27, 2003 7:39 pm

I would see it if it was called Black Shanghai Knight and Martin Lawrence was in it. He would have to help Jackie and Owen do stuff like invent decent toilet paper! Then he'd show them a lighter AND THEY WOULD BE IMPRESSED THAT FIRE CAME OUT OF SUCH A SMALL DEVICE!!!!!!! Then Jackie would probably chew on it or something. Then someone would make fun of Martin's way of dress and his dialect, then they would probably try to sell him into slavery, at which point Jackie and Owen would bust in and kick some ass! Then Martin would start to shoot people with a crossbow (holding it sideways of course) and it would be a big ass-kicking fest!

HELL YEAH!

AKH257 · Post by **AKH257** » Tue Jan 28, 2003 7:40 pm

ill probslly see it but not on opening night

Wykith · Post by **Wykith** » Wed Jan 29, 2003 9:18 am

jonmartensen wrote:/me rents

I heard it was pretty funny but I never got a chance to see Shanghi noon. I geuss I better watch it before going to see the sequel.

Yes, you must.

AKH257 · Post by **AKH257** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:59 pm

besides daredevil will be better

Koopiskeva · Post by **Koopiskeva** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 1:43 am

It was funnay

Also, the girl was hawt :O

ShonenDizzyCow · Post by **ShonenDizzyCow** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 1:53 am

The superb Donnie Yuen is still under-utilized. His fight scene was way too short in the movie.

Koopiskeva · Post by **Koopiskeva** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 2:13 am

Indeed, the last fight scenes were quite short, but the girl is still hawt. :O

Jace Tsunami · Post by **Jace Tsunami** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 3:35 am

Koopiskeva wrote:It was funnay

Also, the girl was hawt :O

no fuckin kidding dude

that was honestly the hottest chinese girl I have ever seen. I'm not big on asian girls, but aside from her chinese competition, that girl is just flat out one of the hottest chicks ever.

Squall3X · Post by **Squall3X** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 10:13 am

Jace Tsunami wrote:
Koopiskeva wrote:It was funnay

Also, the girl was hawt :O
no fuckin kidding dude

that was honestly the hottest chinese girl I have ever seen. I'm not big on asian girls, but aside from her chinese competition, that girl is just flat out one of the hottest chicks ever.

i second that