if only I could watch her playThe Non-Professional wrote: ...lucky bastard...
not lucky, :\ fucking long distance
-Tried that. Once the pain went away and I regained my vision, I realized that Cotton Hill has a very sucky life.kthulhu wrote:Teeny legs - that's the trick! Do you have a saw and some duct tape?
You should have tried getting japanese to shhot off your legs that would give you a better representation of how he feels.Chaos Angel wrote:-Tried that. Once the pain went away and I regained my vision, I realized that Cotton Hill has a very sucky life.
he might be a 50 year old midgit...that has a wrinkle problem.....Chaos Angel wrote:I was in my local arcade hitting up DDR 3rd Mix. I suck, and I know full well that this is true, although I did learn a few tricks that may help me if I can implement them successfully. So, I was having fun sucking, when this 13 year old boy asks if he can go after me. I say sure, and I step down after I get killed again on a Basic Ordinary Soft song. The kid steps up, and looks at the machine blankly for a minute, then he chooses a song and goes at it.
Eighty-fucking-six combo was his best, almost all perfect hits, and he played at Tough level on the Trick setting. Then, a little 11 year olgd girl went up, and she hit a 77 combo on medium. This isn't on one round, either. This is on all three fucking rounds, when I can't even clear one without fucking it up all to hell.
I could just curl up into a little ball and scream until I burst. It was very disenheartening. Although, I did notice that they slide their feet whereas I pick mine up... maybe that may help...
I don't even wanna go into the guy my age who hit up a 186 combo on an extremely difficult setting... pain.
when someone shoots at your feet and says "dance bitch!" you'll thank DDRThe Nuklear Knight wrote:I hate DDR and all that shit all together. If I'm gonna play a game, it's gonna be one where I'm doing something I can't really do in real life...