AWA 2016 The Video Art Track - Deadlines SEP 4 & SEP 13 [EXTENDED]

[The Wired Knight]

Next year you're going to have to start showing up at every editor's place and wipe their memory so they don't even remember making their own video. Then we'll have a truly blind contest.

[shorisquared]

Next year you're going to have to start showing up at every editor's place and wipe their memory so they don't even remember making their own video. Then we'll have a truly blind contest.

[Mr Pilkington]

Next year you're going to have to start showing up at every editor's place and wipe their memory so they don't even remember making their own video. Then we'll have a truly blind contest.

I have a better idea instead of a memory wipe... wait... know i have a picture of Todd's ass around here somewhere...

anyway, you get the idea

[The Wired Knight]

"Did you make a video?"

*Whacks editor with a baseball bat*

- - - -

"Yes, yes but no one knows I made it I swear"

*whacks again with baseball bat*

"Okay okay, I showed it to maybe, two other people - but they're from my studio they beta for me all the time"

*whack*

*starts sobbing uncontrollably* "I'm sorry okay, I'll never have them beta again, I'll just show friends who aren't submitting"

*whack"

"Just family then"

*whack*

"I'll show no one, I'll keep it to myself just please don't hit me again"

*whack*
- - - -

"I SAID DID YOU MAKE A VIDEO?"

- - - -

"Yes, yes I did"

- - - -

"The fact that you just told me that jeopardizes the blind nature of this great contest, now we don't want anything to lower our quality standards now do we?

*whack*

- - -

"No sir, no we don't"

- - -

"Well now, nice to see we're on the same page then. So I will ask you again, did you. . .make . . .a video?"

- - -

"I. . .don't know?"

- - -

"Better."








*editors note, the more of the beating lines you can read in the voice of Samuel L Jackson the better.

[Dext3r]

"Did you make a video?"

*Whacks editor with a baseball bat*

- - - -

"Yes, yes but no one knows I made it I swear"

*whacks again with baseball bat*

"Okay okay, I showed it to maybe, two other people - but they're from my studio they beta for me all the time"

*whack*

*starts sobbing uncontrollably* "I'm sorry okay, I'll never have them beta again, I'll just show friends who aren't submitting"

*whack"

"Just family then"

*whack*

"I'll show no one, I'll keep it to myself just please don't hit me again"

*whack*
- - - -

"I SAID DID YOU MAKE A VIDEO?"

- - - -

"Yes, yes I did"

- - - -

"The fact that you just told me that jeopardizes the blind nature of this great contest, now we don't want anything to lower our quality standards now do we?

*whack*

- - -

"No sir, no we don't"

- - -

"Well now, nice to see we're on the same page then. So I will ask you again, did you. . .make . . .a video?"

- - -

"I. . .don't know?"

- - -

"Better."








*editors note, the more of the beating lines you can read in the voice of Samuel L Jackson the better.

ROFL

[Mr Pilkington]

You forgot the last beating for good measure.

[jingoro]

You want winners? You want title cards? I've got you covered!
http://beta.videoarttrack.com/juicebox/2016_expo/
http://beta.videoarttrack.com/juicebox/2016_pro/

[shorisquared]

AWA Expo 2016 YouTube Playlist (With awards noted):
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=P ... D2fXFpY5sz

AWA Pro 2016 YouTube Playlist (still updating it as we get more and more videos uploaded):
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=P ... 16cDI3ycJ5

[Studio Hawk]

You want winners? You want title cards? I've got you covered!
http://beta.videoarttrack.com/juicebox/2016_expo/
http://beta.videoarttrack.com/juicebox/2016_pro/

The style of those winner cards is top notch

[jingoro]

AWA Expo 2016 YouTube Playlist (With awards noted):
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=P ... D2fXFpY5sz

AWA Pro 2016 YouTube Playlist (still updating it as we get more and more videos uploaded):
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=P ... 16cDI3ycJ5

ZOMG AWESOME!