Oh wow. I don't have the words. But I have some words, so let's stick with that.
To everyone who participated, thank you so much for making this such an awesome competition. Contests like these are really the only time I get anything done in a reasonable amount of time, and I can't think of a better way to break a year long hiatus.
To be honest, I can't help but feel I had a bit of an advantage. On the one hand, fun/comedy videos with lots of text and lip sync are kind of my thing. And on the other hand, I was born in Las Vegas so I get a natural racial bonus of +7 to games of chance.
Even so, I had a lot of fun madly searching through music for hours, then doubting my choice halfway through the week, and powering through anyway.
Although I'm a little disappointed we didn't get Pop/Horror or Punk/Romance this time around. Maybe next year.
Although I'd like to have the giraffe as a trophy, unfortunately I am unable to accept it for reasons I have illustrated in the diagram below:
Also, I wish somebody had told me about the skype chat.