The world according to babble fish

Ashton · Post by **Ashton** » Thu Dec 26, 2002 2:38 am

Imagine for a momment that dignitaries from every nation in the world were going to come together on the internet and hold the worlds largest ever world piece summit. In order to make the comunication work smoothly, the website Altavista.com has generously offered the use of its powerful and effective translation software. Oh what a surprise they would have in store for them.
The dignitaries have finally all assmbled and are now issuing their individual opening statements (which will be heard from every nation at the summit.) The first to speak is the representetive of Japan:
"The word which describes my large pride this time there are no all world trades or a communication. Entirely I put in place the effort in order to turn this concept to the actuality which desires the fact that my appreciation to many people is expanded. Perhaps, function it continues to do the world for forming in order present we put in place tendency and to come. Applause! "

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Thu Dec 26, 2002 2:54 am

Babelfish - it's the bomb!

Kamoc · Post by **Kamoc** » Thu Dec 26, 2002 3:44 am

german representative - "Watch us out now, they set us up it."

cats - "How are you gentlemen."

Mroni · Post by **Mroni** » Thu Dec 26, 2002 3:54 am

LOL

American rep-- Make your time.

Mr Oni

Ashton · Post by **Ashton** » Thu Dec 26, 2002 4:10 am

The germans would now like to be heard for their opening speach:
"Although the road is must repair the long time and and is not does not have its suitable share event and the misunderstanding, it are rise this national terminal argument method. Although many our countries take responsibility to one hugest tragedy cause 20th century holds, we emphasize is in our current prosperous miracle. We delightedly form this greatest case in the modern history and completely your assistance. "