Jokes that go over your head as a kid

[ZephyrStar]

The one about the guy walking into a bar...

Why would you want to hit your head on a bar on purpose

Nobody ever said it was on purpose.


"Hey, buddy, why the long face?"
"I just hit my head on your bar and it is of terribly poor construction. I think I need medical attention to remove this rusty nail from my face."
"Absolutely, Father. Have a seat, I'll call an ambulance as soon as I put away my twelve inch pianist."
"Oh dear, this was just supposed to be a pleasant night of Inter-faith drinking with my Rabbi and Shaman friends. Oh look, a duck."

...Later

"I can't operate on this Priest, he's my son. Also, I am a woman doctor. SURPRISE!"

YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[JaddziaDax]

"because you're a droid, and I'm a noid" "why are you annoyed?"

[Warlike Swans]

Clue:
Colonel Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies!
Mrs White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.

[Radical_Yue]

Most of Rocko's Modern Life.

Example from the first episode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyNa_NsMR_4

[dreamawake]

Rocko certainly had quite a bit of adult humor.

[Ileia]

Fortunately for me (or, perhaps unfortunately D:), if I asked what something meant, it was always explained to me. After a certain point, I figured everything out for myself.

[Jwalk0]

This topic is one of the reasons why Ren & Stimpy is one of the greatest cartoons to me. Hell most of the 90s Nicktoons were great and involved with this topic including earlier SpongeBob episodes..........................mane......................I MISS THE 90'S AND MY CHILDHOOD..............

[JaddziaDax]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xmAC9Qu908

i just remembered this one XD