:: old post from best ninja thread::
Main reason why I think these guys are the most bad-ass ninjas, they like mountain dew.

Reason 2 is that they killed that annoying captain.

Sporks are just so damn cool

In testing the sharpness of their blades, ninjas regularly hit each other, for it is a well known fact that the skin of a ninja is inpenetrable.

Their mission statement

They do freelance work.

If it's a boat, and they can use it to flip out and kill people, they will.

And they have no aversion to killing people at theme parks, namely the attendant who said they couldn't all ride on the same log.

/end old post