Kitty for adoption

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 1:20 am

They're just pics from a bio class that some goofball decided to give very bad text to. They look kinda of funny when you first get them (I helped out with my Chem and Bio classes a lot and helped with the unpacking of shipments of supplies) because they're shrink wrapped with alcohol. It looks really weird and you can feel how skwishy it is through the plastic.

EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 3:07 am

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In total bad taste...I know...I know...
Feel proud, for the first time in my life, I have actually taken offence to something.

YEAH!!! I am the true masta now!!!

Balrog the Clown · Post by **Balrog the Clown** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 9:12 am

While I'd hate to cook a kitty, I am happy you offended him.

Live long and have many children.

EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 11:50 pm

jonmartensen wrote:They're just pics from a bio class that some goofball decided to give very bad text to. They look kinda of funny when you first get them (I helped out with my Chem and Bio classes a lot and helped with the unpacking of shipments of supplies) because they're shrink wrapped with alcohol. It looks really weird and you can feel how skwishy it is through the plastic.

Mmmmm, shrink wrapped alcohol....

Balrog the Clown · Post by **Balrog the Clown** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 8:36 pm

I have found a cat that needs a home. He is very nice, kind of lazy, and likes his... playthings... and you can help him by adopting him. Here is a pic of him:

If any of you are willing to take this cat in, it would very appreciated, for you see, my dad is almost out of ciggarettes and beer... so I can't keep him.

Please help him.

EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 8:45 pm

Balrog the Clown wrote:I have found a cat that needs a home. He is very nice, kind of lazy, and likes his... playthings... and you can help him by adopting him. Here is a pic of him:

If any of you are willing to take this cat in, it would very appreciated, for you see, my dad is almost out of ciggarettes and beer... so I can't keep him.

Please help him.

Hey, that's my cat! I've been lookin' for him.

Balrog the Clown · Post by **Balrog the Clown** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 7:56 pm

There is a cat out there who needs your help. She's full of loving as well as other misc. things. With a paid donation, we'll send her to you in a bulldozer with a box of cheesy nachos. She just loves those things...

Think of the cat. Think of her pain.

Oh, and there'll be a funeral service for the dumb-fuck the cat landed on. I think it's on Thursday. I'm gonna drop the cat on the coffin when it's going down if you don't adopt her...

EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 8:01 pm

'nuff said

Balrog the Clown · Post by **Balrog the Clown** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 8:02 pm

This cat needs your help. It needs a special type of friend: one who can devote much time, love, and esp. loyalty to its needs, desires, and commands:

""PUNY MORTALS!"

Adopt this cat.

Please think of us. We no longer wish to be slaves.

Balrog the Clown · Post by **Balrog the Clown** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 8:05 pm

This cat...

Aww fuck that! I'm keepin' her!

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Kitty for adoption

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