Sooper Powers

[Koopiskeva]

Glow like I'm powering up (dbz-style.. 5 episodes), but not actually get any stronger.. mainly just to scare people into thinking I'm really angry.. or something.

[Monitor Zombie]

The ability to travel into any movie/book/tv show etc. and replace a character with myself and have all their knowledge and ability. I'd be the Sue-iest Mary Sue to ever Mary Sue. Downside being once the storyline was over I'd be boring old me again.

I'd probably abuse things with hot sex scenes or accidentally take the place of a character who dies. Oops.

[Knowname]

The power to mind control computers however I want. Drawing in photoshop could become easy...

Waiting patiently for this to become reality. If I could just sit back with say, a headset on, and let the computer read the impulses in my mind for the commands I normally think of when clicking buttons and moving the mouse, I could be soooo much faster at things like pulling vertices in 3dsmax. I could literally just sit back and sculpt models with my mind. MAKE THIS HAPPEN

I'd have porn on my screen all day :/

[ngsilver]

Idk. Some of these aren't "useless" XD. If you have the ability to do math really fast, On would assume that's some form of super intelligence, which many super heros have. But I suppose it's kinda hard to think of something that's absolutely useless but that would be wanted.

TBH, math is pretty useless in my daily life. I hate math. So being able to do math problems really fast isn't very useful to me. And if people knew I had the ability they'd be annoyingly asking me to do them for them all the time. Like I said, only upshot for me would be to annoy people with math puns. Such as, while standing behind a pumpkin with a sledgehammer in my hand, "What's the derivative of a pumpkin?" "Pie R Cubed!" Then smash the pumpkin into cubed bits!

[inthesto]

I want the power to rip phonebooks in half.

[MycathatesyouAMV]

The power to smell the nearest Walmart

[Glitzer]

The power to initiate lensflares in real life.

Losing to my friends at Blazblue
LENSFLARE!

Some jerk at work
LENSFLARE!

Walking through the mall
LENSFLARE! LENSFLARE! LENSFLARE! LENSFLARE! LENSFLARE!

It would be awesome at parties.

[mirkosp]

The power to initiate lensflares in real life.

Losing to my friends at Blazblue
LENSFLARE!

Some jerk at work
LENSFLARE!

Walking through the mall
LENSFLARE! LENSFLARE! LENSFLARE! LENSFLARE! LENSFLARE!

It would be awesome at parties.

Shit man, I WANT THAT TOO!

[Jadecavy]

Hm, rethinking it all... I'd actually like to have the power to conjure prostitutes out of air. I'd be rich as fuck, and could get laid whenever I want. Plus, no one would get diseases from my prostitutes, and you could do anything to/with them, since I could summon one to suit your needs, and get rid of it right after you're done. :O

[gotegenks]

I could make soup which would scald people.

that would be a souper power though

i wanna have the power to grow my hair out and back in at will. Could be a nice cushion. Way to please a lady's specific tastes (in terms of hair) and i wouldn't have to shave!